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[Tawa]

I note that the throne no longer exists. I then indicate my office chair to be the throne. It is mine.

[Rubidium]

Oh yeah. I forgot to note that was a fake throne.

I HAD THE REAL THRONE WITH ME ALL ALONG!

While you argue all about a FAKE throne I specifically made for people who try to steal thrones, I sit on the real one.

(Dang it, 10 people are going to take the REAL throne now.)

[Tawa]

I point out that you can't retcon stuff like that. The throne is still mine.

[Rubidium]

An office chair, that is. No way am I sitting on that. I'd rather sit on a REAL throne.
Well, it turns out that the throne survived the many atomic bombs I did. Because it's BOMB-PROOF! (I forgot to note that.)
MY THRONE NOW

[fillipk]

I walk up in a bomb proof suit, shoot you in the head and create 9 illusionary duplicates, my throne and I'm hiding

[Tawa]

I simply use a scrying (or, if you're gangsta', sbustin' up) spell to find the real you and kill you. I have it now.

[fillipk]

I call you to jury duty, and while your gone sit in the throne

[PrivateNomad]

I fart and sit on the throne as you leave.

[Mlamlah]

I set fire to the gas from your liberal application of gastric relief. You can no longer sit on anything. The throne is mine.

[Megggas]

I finally get up from my desk, put my self-insert gary-stu fanfics away in my drawer, and walk over to the throne. I push you off the throne, and then put Tawarochir back on the throne.  I simply walk away after that.

[DAPARROT]

I call my parrot minions to lift up the throne and throw you off

I sit on my throne as my minions carry it through the sky

[Tawa]

I point out that as I was placed on the throne, you pushed him off a false throne. I have been sitting on the real one this whole time.

[DAPARROT]

I finally get up from my desk, put my self-insert gary-stu fanfics away in my drawer, and walk over to the throne. I push you off the throne, and then put Tawarochir back on the throne.  I simply walk away after that.

he put you on the throne and walked away,so I threw you off,not him

[Tawa]

I indicate you specifically said "you" to Megggas and continue to lounge around in the throne.

[Rubidium]

I suddenly appear and then blast you off the throne with my new magical powers!
You are officially gone now.
MY THRONE NOW