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[Arcvasti]

I wait for you and your entire kingdom to decay into dust and then, when only the throne stands amidst an overgrown ruin, I sit in it. And it was worth it.

[Trapezohedron]

The throne is now a potato. I eat it.

This is how thrones work.

[H4zardZ1]

Hills.

[Salsacookies]

I climb out from the hills, and sit on the throne your sitting in, squashing you

[Megggas]

I summon an even better throne made of gold, diamonds, and adamantine.  I slowly walk up to it while a huge crowd of people watch.  As I sit on my superior throne, the crowd begins cheering for the arrival of the new king.  A servant brings me my glowing yellow crown, placing it on my head.  The crowds begin chanting, "All hail king Megggas!".  I smirk, secure in my power and confident that my rulership will never be challenged.

[Tawa]

I kill salsacookies with magic and sit on the old throne. I then demonstrate that your throne is not the throne and therefore means nothing.

[Arcvasti]

I, along with a cabal of fellow rebels, challenge your tyranny. We call down from the heavens a fell and terrible elder god to defeat you. The resulting sorcerous clash between you and the fallen god devastates the land and, when I walk over to claim my prize, the throne is all that remains of the once prosperous kingdom. I sit on the throne, getting your ashes all over my perfectly nice robe as I do.

[Trapezohedron]

The Dark Dragon engulfs the world. All that remains is a broken skeleton of a castle, a scorched throne and the world-ending dark dragon whose very presence corrupts the world.

I am the hero of that story, so I end up sitting on the throne, despite said failure to save world.

[Rubidium]

Magically, I appear. I use my 118 powers and then kill you with ALL of them.
MY THRONE NOW!

[Tawa]

I press A, flipping to the 3rd dimension. While there, I embed a knife in your unprotected 2D back, which you did'n know you had. I push your body to the floor and return to the 2nd dimension, sitting on the throne.

[Rubidium]

That was just a clone of me, unfortunately. You did not kill the REAL me.

I drop real rubidium into your mouth and then you explode like a uranium bomb.

I sit on the throne that is rightfully mine in the first place.

[Sensei]

I buy out 80% of the Kingdom's stock. Rubidium can keep sitting on the throne, but he's my employee now. I add the throne to my portfolio.

[Trapezohedron]

Corporate fraud was found; you didn't really pay for that company stock.

Sensei gets sent to jail, Rubidium has to assign me as leader of the company due to "certain connections".

[Mlamlah]

Marxist revolution!

In the chaos, i take the throne.

[Tawa]

Marxist revolution as Marx envisioned! The throne is split up between everybody. Eventually, capitalist elements are introduced, and I trade for all the throne shards and fix it. Then I sit on it.