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[3man75]

After we win the war and Arstotzka becomes richer than ever, everyone will want to immigrate to Arstotzka. Arstotzka must find a way to restrict immigration and also prevent devious Kolechians from stealing glorious Arsotzkan designs. Here is a design that will help with both.

Spoiler: Arstotzka Border Checkpoint Station (click to show/hide)

The Arstotzka Border Checkpoint Station is a a booth where a loyal Arstotzkan citizen works to process and regulate entry into Arstotzka. It has a desk, a loudspeaker (with microphone to speak into), a clock, a quick-close shutter, two stamps (one marked APPROVED and the other DENIED), a panic button, and an x-ray photograph taker. It also includes a manual that border checkpoint officers can refer to if they need.

As a bonus, it will also help deter and detain depraved, disgusting Moskurg spies.

Glory to Arstotzka.

HERESY!!

It should only have denied stamps as to make sure no one gets in. Arstrotska for Arstrotska!

Besides they'll take our jobs.

Comrade Minister Trumposky said so.

Glory to Arstotzka.

[Andres]

After we win the war and Arstotzka becomes richer than ever, everyone will want to immigrate to Arstotzka. Arstotzka must find a way to restrict immigration and also prevent devious Kolechians from stealing glorious Arsotzkan designs. Here is a design that will help with both.

Spoiler: Arstotzka Border Checkpoint Station (click to show/hide)

The Arstotzka Border Checkpoint Station is a a booth where a loyal Arstotzkan citizen works to process and regulate entry into Arstotzka. It has a desk, a loudspeaker (with microphone to speak into), a clock, a quick-close shutter, two stamps (one marked APPROVED and the other DENIED), a panic button, and an x-ray photograph taker. It also includes a manual that border checkpoint officers can refer to if they need.

As a bonus, it will also help deter and detain depraved, disgusting Moskurg spies.

Glory to Arstotzka.

HERESY!!

It should only have denied stamps as to make sure no one gets in. Arstrotska for Arstrotska!

Besides they'll take our jobs.

Comrade Minister Trumposky said so.

Glory to Arstotzka.

It will require an Approved stamp for Arstotzkans who left the country and are returning. Also to give false hope to Kolechians and the like.

Glory to Arstotzka.