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[Kot]

Power armor - check.
Bolters - check.
Superior genetics thanks to not being dirty Moskurgs - check.
We can have Space Marines in two phases.
WHY WE'RE NOT DOING THIS?

[VoidSlayer]

If we had it cheap, perhaps we could have worked on mechanized suits for our soldiers

Okay what about a diesel powered integrated scooter and a rocket pack on the back?

[Andres]

Power armor - check.
Bolters - check.
Superior genetics thanks to not being dirty Moskurgs - check.
We can have Space Marines in two phases.
WHY WE'RE NOT DOING THIS?

Because we needed assault rifles before we can get exploding bullet assault rifles and we needed armour before we could get power armour.

[andrea]

very very tempting. But if we get another design phase, I want to make a V2 rocket. This way the epilogue can show how Forenia will be the first nation to send a payload in space, while everyone else is busy with that silly WW2.

besides, we need to be able to get to space, before we can call our soldiers space marines.

[Kashyyk]

Is your plan for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong to find an Arstotskan flag on the moon?

[andrea]

A flag, an habitat and a couple of space marines asking them for their papers before they let them disembark on Arstotzka territory

[Kot]

It's pretty bad 'cus I'm busy seal clubbing Russians in War Thunder, but I liked the idea too much.

[Kashyyk]

That amuses me way more than it should.

[Kot]

He isin't even suprised or mad or anything. Just resigned.
*sigh* Is there a single place Arstotzkans haven't been to?

[Andres]

After we win the war and Arstotzka becomes richer than ever, everyone will want to immigrate to Arstotzka. Arstotzka must find a way to restrict immigration and also prevent devious Kolechians from stealing glorious Arsotzkan designs. Here is a design that will help with both.

Spoiler: Arstotzka Border Checkpoint Station (click to show/hide)

The Arstotzka Border Checkpoint Station is a a booth where a loyal Arstotzkan citizen works to process and regulate entry into Arstotzka. It has a desk, a loudspeaker (with microphone to speak into), a clock, a quick-close shutter, two stamps (one marked APPROVED and the other DENIED), a panic button, and an x-ray photograph taker. It also includes a manual that border checkpoint officers can refer to if they need.

As a bonus, it will also help deter and detain depraved, disgusting Moskurg spies.

Glory to Arstotzka.

[Kashyyk]

You missed the 'Reason for Denial' stamp, the dart gun, the actual gun, and the fact that it is in Grestin.

[andrea]

I still want to build the check point in the moon.

[Andres]

I really hope you guys aren't going to disappoint me when we're so close to the end of the game. I mean come on. Arstotzka can become the world's greatest superpower so long as we don't go scuttling off to the other countries at the first sign of trouble.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I really hope you guys aren't going to disappoint me when we're so close to the end of the game. I mean come on. Arstotzka can become the world's greatest superpower so long as we don't go scuttling off to the other countries at the first sign of trouble.

Okay, feel free to become a martyr, buddy, I'm leaving.

[Kot]

I am off to the space to spread glorious Arstotzka flags everywhere. Also paint a flag on the moon. Also proably create an self-sustainable moon-base. Also border-checkpoints.