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[Andres]

It's only because of the war why Forenia has such a high rate of getting advanced weapons. If there was peace, we'd be irrelevant.

[Donuts]

We'd probably still be designing shitloads of super advanced weaponry just for the hell of it.

[andrea]

Sensei, you forgot to remove our expense credit from our inventory. Not that I would mind having an extra one.

[Parsely]

Nope, I don't do art (yeah, like most people on DA do "art"), it just happens.

Uh, that is art.

[Andres]

Intermission: 1927 Civilian Report

Moskurg
there is war museum of Arstotzkan armored vehicles with big holes through them.

This is actually kind of flattering. It's like saying "Arstotzka's vehicles are so good, we had to bring out the biggest and baddest cannons we had to take them down."

Glory to Arstotzka.

[Parsely]

The big holes were made from lots of very small bullets.

[Andres]

So instead of cannons, you had to expend days worth of ammunition to kill them instead.

[Sensei]

Well, an Arstotzkan's full day of ammunition maybe. With typical Moskurg trigger discipline and habits of firing guns into the air for entertainment, it's a smaller portion of a Moskurg soldier's ammo supply.

[Sheb]

Nah, you don't get it. It's just that our artillery is so effective, we don't have anything left of Moksburg vehicle to display.

[evilcherry]

Though it might be a bit early Sensei do you have a list of reflection and recommendations to anyone hoping to host something like this in the future?

[Parsely]

So instead of cannons, you had to expend days worth of ammunition to kill them instead.

The crews sat very still for us while we let the rookies practice their riflery.

[Andres]

So instead of cannons, you had to expend days worth of ammunition to kill them instead.

The crews sat very still for us while we let the rookies practice their riflery.

Well of course the crews sat still. You're not exactly supposed to be running when you're in a car. But please tell me how you got all the horse blood off those cars you captured. Every time we send them out to fight your cavalry we spend hours just scraping off the blood and guts.

Glory to Arstotzka.

[Kot]

Give me ideas to turn them into "art".
If they involve vehicles of either side, give me a better description of each, except if it's obvious (motorcycles).

[Sheb]

Tons of tanks fighting each others?

[Kot]

Tons of tanks fighting each others?

Maybe. I wanted to do that (including glorious motorbike charges and less glorious cavalry dying to machinegun fire), but the fact I have little idea how each of tanks looks, thanks to their descriptions("exit hatch in towards the mach of the tank"? "cowled treads" What?), I could base them on existing ones though.