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[BlitzDungeoneer]

I never said I wasn't. That doesn't mean you should be encouraging Adragis to be slow as well.
And I generally have internet access for the whole day too, school or no school.

[Stirk]

I never said I wasn't. That doesn't mean you should be encouraging Adragis to be slow as well.
And I generally have internet access for the whole day too, school or no school.

I am not. You are just hurrying him. He has five days before the game starts. And picked out his character already. There is literally no benefit from posting his sheet right now.

And you should really focus on your studies more, when the robots take over education will be all you have left. (Mostly due to your corrupted government taking your guns away.)

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Foolish Stirk, even if the government takes away all of my guns I will still have my copious amounts of Sharp Pointy Things.

[Stirk]

Foolish Stirk, even if the government takes away all of my guns I will still have my copious amounts of Sharp Pointy Things.

It is a simply scientific fact. Guns>Everything
Sharp pointy things<Everything
Therefore:
Sharp Pointy Things<Guns

Guns will always beat sharp pointy things. Science says so.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Silly Stirk, Sharp Pointy Things>Everything, including guns.
Silly Stirk.

[Stirk]

Silly Stirk, Sharp Pointy Things>Everything, including guns.
Silly Stirk.

BLASPHEMOUS BLITZ! I can't believe you would spout such heresy on the Sacred Forum! I don't even know what punishment would be appropriate for someone as dead inside as you are...

[IamanElfCollaborator]

You mean the Sacred Forum that uses spike traps, serrated saw blades, axes, spears and other assorted pointy things to kill goblins, merfolk and elvesfilthy abominations of nature that don't deserve to exit the birthing pits from whence they came.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Silly Stirk, Sharp Pointy Things>Everything, including guns.
Silly Stirk.

BLASPHEMOUS BLITZ! I can't believe you would spout such heresy on the Sacred Forum! I don't even know what punishment would be appropriate for someone as dead inside as you are...

Ah, I don't think you should be posting things like that in a Fate/ thread, you know. This is the universe where most of the strongest weapons are Sharp Pointy Things of some sort or another, after all...
And what Elf said, too.

[Stirk]

You mean the Sacred Forum that uses spike traps, serrated saw blades, axes, spears and other assorted pointy things to kill goblins, merfolk and elvesfilthy abominations of nature that don't deserve to exit the birthing pits from whence they came.

...
Nobody remembers I modded guns in ↓  .

Silly Stirk, Sharp Pointy Things>Everything, including guns.
Silly Stirk.

BLASPHEMOUS BLITZ! I can't believe you would spout such heresy on the Sacred Forum! I don't even know what punishment would be appropriate for someone as dead inside as you are...

Ah, I don't think you should be posting things like that in a Fate/ thread, you know. This is the universe where most of the strongest weapons are Sharp Pointy Things of some sort or another, after all...
And what Elf said, too.

Someone obviously hasn't read about the GUN GOD GODO! WHO KILLS GODS WITH HIS GUNS!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Oh, I know about Gun God, hence 'most, not 'all'.
But it should say something when the crystallised hopes and dreams of humanity take the form of a BFS, not a BFG.
And if we're including Notes, I point you to Ado Edem.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

filthy heretic with gun mods
everyone knows that the only way to kill filth
is with an axe through their skull
while screaming at the top of one's voice for a lost sock

[Adragis]

unfortunately
I won't be here alllllll next week
so the RP must start without

[Stirk]

Oh, I know about Gun God, hence 'most, not 'all'.
But it should say something when the crystallised hopes and dreams of humanity take the form of a BFS, not a BFG.
And if we're including Notes, I point you to Ado Edem.

It says that we hope we get a gun one day, because if we had that we would already have all our dreams come true!

And for Ado, that sword is named the "Slash Emperor", obviously a reference to fanfiction. Would you rather be called the "GUN GOD!" or "That stupid Emperor of Slash fiction thing."?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Hm. Upon further thought, the first bit of what I said here was stupid. I apologise.

And for the second, GUN GOD! sounds like some stupid manga, so it's not like it's any better.

[kj1225]

Sounds like the title of a rapper named after a planet.