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Author Topic: Life's No Object  (Read 6070 times)

Sl4cker

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #60 on: July 22, 2015, 11:39:35 pm »

"M-maybe we c-can work out a d-deal, here? I...I d-don't have that m-much money. I-I can't pay 40 gr-grand."
Stall. Stall like my life depends on it, mostly because it does.
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Nunzillor

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2015, 12:42:26 am »

Tap him with the car.  Just enough to disable him. Then get out and grab his gun.

"You messed with the wrong motherfucking cabbie.  Who do you work for?  What are your goals here?  And who's the guy in the trunk?"
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Tomasque

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2015, 11:22:04 pm »

Waiting for other two.
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Mlamlah

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2015, 12:32:53 am »

Plaintively beg for mercy through gag.

Realize there is no gag.

"I didn't mean it i swear! Just let me go and there will be no trouble."
« Last Edit: July 24, 2015, 12:34:50 am by Mlamlah »
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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2015, 04:35:47 am »

Search for a gang member
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Tomasque

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2015, 05:20:51 pm »

Tap him with the car.  Just enough to disable him. Then get out and grab his gun.

"You messed with the wrong motherfucking cabbie.  Who do you work for?  What are your goals here?  And who's the guy in the trunk?"
[7] You knock him to the ground, but manage to damage the cab in the process.
[10] You hop out, and snatch the gun from his prone body.
[10] You interrogate the hell out of the guy. He's here to kill and dispose of GreatWyrmGold for not paying back some 'Marc the Shark.'
He gives you everything he has, (wallet, Rolex, leather shoes) just pleading you not to kill him.

Plaintively beg for mercy through gag.

Realize there is no gag.

"I didn't mean it i swear! Just let me go and there will be no trouble."
Your captor makes it about 3 steps before he is knocked to the ground by a car.
See above action for more details.

"M-maybe we c-can work out a d-deal, here? I...I d-don't have that m-much money. I-I can't pay 40 gr-grand."
Stall. Stall like my life depends on it, mostly because it does.
He looks like he's about to reply, when his face contorts into a mask of disgust and pain. He claws for you, but to no avail. He hits the ground and goes still.
I guess that poison was faster-acting than you thought.

Search for a gang member
You find a group of four, smoking in a wide alley, oblivious to your presence.


Suddenly, air-raid sirens go off on every block! They blast a short tone, then a long one, alternating on and on!
An "Imminent Explosive Nuclear-Ordinance Impact" warning! You have one turn to do anything before the city is annihilated, and the game officially ends!

((It had to happen sometime, right?))
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Sl4cker

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #66 on: July 24, 2015, 06:25:53 pm »

Steal a car. Drive out the city as fast as I possibly can.
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Megggas

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #67 on: July 24, 2015, 07:43:44 pm »

Suddenly, air-raid sirens go off on every block! They blast a short tone, then a long one, alternating on and on!
An "Imminent Explosive Nuclear-Ordinance Impact" warning! You have one turn to do anything before the city is annihilated, and the game officially ends!

((It had to happen sometime, right?))

So....I'm guessing it's too late for me to join?
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Nunzillor

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #68 on: July 24, 2015, 08:44:01 pm »

"Fuck that shit.  I'm out of here."

Open wormhole to the plane of infinite cheese.  Get in the cab and drive it through the wormhole while giving the thief the bird out the window.
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Hiddenleafguy

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #69 on: July 24, 2015, 10:39:39 pm »

Who said we had to stay in the city? That's right, it's time for globe trotting adventures!
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Mlamlah

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #70 on: July 24, 2015, 11:07:17 pm »

"Hey buddy, thanks for dealing with that guy, i think i'm gonna stay in here. Saw a movie where a bloke survived a nuke by hiding in a fridge. Car's gotta be sturdier than a fridge right?"
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Nunzillor

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #71 on: July 24, 2015, 11:57:27 pm »

"Yeah, sure.  But you know what's sturdier than a car?  A car wedged in a lead-lined wheel of Gorgonzola.  I got this shit covered."
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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #72 on: July 26, 2015, 02:40:03 am »

Duck inside a trashcan which obviously must also lay in this alleyway
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Nunzillor

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #73 on: July 26, 2015, 11:39:20 pm »

((Polite bump for the exciting finale!))
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Tomasque

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Re: Life's No Object
« Reply #74 on: July 27, 2015, 12:02:25 am »

I hate to overdo the tension, but the update will be tomorrow.
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