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Author Topic: Forumites RPG - Round 2: Elimination! (Wheel of misfortune)  (Read 112034 times)

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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #555 on: July 08, 2015, 11:49:40 pm »

"Me too, sort of. But I don't really learn about poisonous stuff, I mostly run the hell away from it. Them."
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #556 on: July 09, 2015, 12:07:21 am »

SerCon rubbed his face wearily. "Well, I can give it another shot. They didn't go after me last time, and I have a potion that might help if they do. And if I don't shit my pants halfway there, that too." He stepped to the doorway and looked at all the angry spiders. "Hey now, easy. I'm not a fly. I'm just going to get some things out of your way, that's all," he said in the most soothing tones he could manage, advancing forward slowly and keeping his knife ready as he started toward the boxes. "I wonder if asking for a zombie to distract them would be a good idea, or if it would just piss them off further... That's it, see, I'm not harming anything, I'll be out of your way in just a moment."
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #557 on: July 09, 2015, 12:09:18 am »

"Me too, sort of. But I don't really learn about poisonous stuff, I mostly run the hell away from it. Them."
"Well, do these look familiar at all?"

(They're shaped kind of like big orb weavers, not gigantic like golden orb weavers though. They've got round orangeish bodies.)
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #558 on: July 09, 2015, 02:38:56 am »

"How about we check other doors? I don't feel very comfortable with this one."
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #559 on: July 09, 2015, 02:49:54 am »

SC swallowed his fear and did his best to stay away from the spiders while moving forward. He only needed to get one box, and then he was out. If it was worth it, they could see about the second box. If it wasn't, then it would be good he had only grabbed one.

Advance and grab the closest box, then abscond. Use class skill to calm spiders as I go, hopefully enough to ward them off until I can GTFO.
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #560 on: July 09, 2015, 04:29:43 am »

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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #561 on: July 09, 2015, 09:53:16 am »

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SC swallowed his fear and did his best to stay away from the spiders while moving forward. He only needed to get one box, and then he was out. If it was worth it, they could see about the second box. If it wasn't, then it would be good he had only grabbed one.

Advance and grab the closest box, then abscond. Use class skill to calm spiders as I go, hopefully enough to ward them off until I can GTFO.
Your cargo pants and boots do a good job of keeping the spiders at bay, but it's hard to concentrate your ability with so many targets, and as you reach the box, you feel a spider crawl up the inside of your pants leg. You grab the box (which fits easily within your hand) and make a break for the door back, clearing the web pile without tripping, but as you reach the exit the spider starts biting you around knee level. Fortunately, you are able to calm it, and it crawls back down out of your pants and into its room.
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #562 on: July 09, 2015, 10:07:21 am »

SerCon grit his teeth against the pain of the bite and sat down with his box, far from the room, then rolled up his pants leg to investigate the damage. "Should've tucked the damn things into my socks..." he grumbled as touched the affected area. "Well, let's see what we got,"" he said, starting to open the box.

Investigate prize.
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #563 on: July 09, 2015, 10:10:51 am »

The box is a sturdy little thing made of cardstock, wrapped in yellow paper with a ribbon. Upon unwrapping it, SerCon finds a sparkly key with no teeth. Engraved on the side in neat letters is "Escape x1"
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #564 on: July 09, 2015, 10:38:57 am »

"Huh. Hey, uh, y'all. I got a key here, but I dunno what door it opens. It's... smooth." SerCon held it up for a minute so everyone could look at it, then slid it into his shirt pocket by his work ID. It would probably come in handy. "There's still two boxes..." He turned and looked back into the room, then glanced at everyone.
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #565 on: July 09, 2015, 10:59:26 am »

Another pod opens with a hiss, and a young man walks out, disoriented.

"Mi-...Mi-What happened? Wait, English? Where am I and why can I only speak English?"

He looks and listens around.
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #566 on: July 09, 2015, 11:31:26 am »

"Anyone else in favor of burning the rest of the webs out? And, uh, sorry...I'd make you an antidote but I can't actually do very many Alchemist-y things right now...can't wait to level up..."
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #567 on: July 09, 2015, 11:38:03 am »

"It's all right. It just feels like the time I sandpapered some skin off my thumb," SC lied. It did burn and sting, but he wasn't going to let people worry about him. Besides, Spiderking had been bitten more times and he said he would be fine. He rolled his pants leg back down and stood. "What if burning the webs just draws them all out here, where we are?"
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #568 on: July 09, 2015, 11:42:36 am »

"Then I guess we make hasty retreat."
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Re: Forumites RPG - All the spiders
« Reply #569 on: July 09, 2015, 11:59:40 am »

"Then we stomp 'em. If they're all ground-bound, we shouldn't have a problem. I'm mostly worried about those boxes getting burned or something. Hmm...how about this. We make sure your clothing's nice and tight, I give you my sword to clear a path with, you get the boxes, and we burn the rest."
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