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Author Topic: Roll to Escape HELL  (Read 2298 times)

Twinwolf

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2015, 06:02:46 am »

Find a flying demon, grab on, steer upwards.
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

Sl4cker

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2015, 06:03:34 am »

Cuss out the light and pretty much everyone. Including Satan.
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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spazyak

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2015, 06:23:55 am »

Climb, climb like I  never have before.
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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2015, 06:49:01 am »

I conjure up a massive blade, and proceed to cut short anything in my way. To freedom I go!

(4) You forge a blade the size of a man, made of hellstone and bathed in hellfire. (2) To freedom you would go, if the hellfire bathing your sword didn't bathe you too. You're burning!

Find a flying demon, grab on, steer upwards.

(1) You find a demon, though not of the flying variety. A teensy-eensy demon, with a cute face and fairy wings. The cute demon proceeds to eat you until you are nothing but bone. You are knocked back into the frozen void that is Treachery! The lowest circle of HELL.

Cuss out the light and pretty much everyone. Including Satan.

(5) Your cussing pisses everyone off so much, everyone else from here on gets a -1, but all attempts to beat you up gets a +1! Take it while it lasts guys!

Climb, climb like I  never have before.

(5)(-1) You begin climbing the insanely hot hellstone walls. You begin to make visible progress! It would be better if that asshole would stop complaining so much though.

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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2015, 06:49:31 am »

I USE MY MASSIVE EGO AS A VEHICLE TO FLY UP TO THE TOP!!!!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 10:03:47 am by poketwo »
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Twinwolf

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2015, 06:50:52 am »

Climb up. Don't die this time.
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

Sl4cker

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2015, 06:53:49 am »

Unwillingly make friends with a anime-looking demon girl. Try to escape her.
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
carrot cakeu

Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2015, 06:56:20 am »

The burning only serves to fuel my lust for blood. Extinguish myself with the blood of those unfortunate to get in my way! ESPECIALLY THAT ANNOYING GUY!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 06:58:22 am by Salsacookies »
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spazyak

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2015, 08:51:00 am »

Tell the asshole to shut up and that if we work together we can do the right  stuff, wonder pets! go....woops.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 09:42:22 am by spazyak »
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GENERATION 31:
The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
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Twinwolf

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2015, 08:52:26 am »

Tell the asshole to shut up and that if we work together we can do the right  stuff, wonder pets! go....woops
((That made me laugh more than it had any right to.))
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

Aslandus

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2015, 09:33:31 am »

Charge recklessly up the stairs to the next floor. Nobody will catch me because I am the best. Jump up there if there are no stairs.

Nunzillor

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2015, 09:36:23 am »

Convince a demon to take me up one level with threats of violence.
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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2015, 10:19:47 am »

BUILD A PILE OF MONEY HIGH ENOUGH TO REACH THE NEXT LEVEL OF HELL!
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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2015, 10:22:36 am »

Seduce a flying demon to carry me on its back to the next level.
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Spiderking50

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Re: Roll to Escape HELL
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2015, 11:36:42 am »

Posting to watch and join round 2 (if that's OK).
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