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[wipeout1024]

Pray to get the laptop working again.

[crazyabe]

I Walk around trying to find some form of shadow so I can get Somewhere

[Urist McCoder]

work on forge

[Megggas]

Follow the shadowy man.  Use my clown honking horn as we walk.

[AoshimaMichio]

The city in dark

Pray to get the laptop working again.

Hmm, who would be proper god for this particular occasion? [3] Let's see, computers are basically all about electricity, so god of thunder? Hmm, let's pray for Xolotl.
[5] You perform proper prayer rituals, ignoring sacrificial murder, and pray.

You hear faint rumbling of thunder in distance, but laptop remains dead.

work on forge

[Crafting: 6] In flash of inspiration you finish building the forge. The final result is a large metal thing, shielded with soil and various metal objects hanging and sticking out of it. It really looks more like post-modern art piece than a forge, but looks can be deceiving. It can definitely used for forging new stuff, but you used quite lot of steel and iron on it.

People who were watching you working are quite impressed, although they cannot tell it is a forge.



Large mountains cave

I Walk around trying to find some form of shadow so I can get Somewhere

New skill: Search: [6] Specialist.

There's no shadows anywhere. Even if you pull your shirt over your head shadows fail to manifest. Even insides of mouth that velociraptor is completely devoid of shadows. This sucks.

Follow the shadowy man.  Use my clown honking horn as we walk.

You follow him as he wanders around aimlessly, pulling his shirt over his head and studying mouth of one velociraptor which happened come across his path. And it's not alone.

Honk honk!



crazyabe
HavingPhun
Megggas
Urist McCoder
wipeout1024

[wipeout1024]

Walk away from the laptop, and go back to the McDonald's.

[crazyabe]

Wait, a velociraptor??? Kill it with my Bowie knife, It's bound to be useful for something sooner or later.
                                                                                            (^any thing that remains when I am done)

[Megggas]

Wave my rubber chicken around to get the attention of the velociraptors.  Then hold up my rubber chicken and stand completely still.  Wait for one of the raptors to approach me.  When one does, comically squirt the dino with my water-squirting flower, honk my clown horn twice, and ride away to safety on my clown bicycle.

[Urist McCoder]

refine the forge

[AoshimaMichio]

The city in dark

Walk away from the laptop, and go back to the McDonald's.

It appears that Eddie's fat body has been carried off and the doctor is gone as well. The cashier is only one here and she's rubbing off the blood Eddie bled ober the place. She's happy to see you again.

refine the forge

What kind of refination you are talking about here? Making it less complex? More effective? Prettier?



Large mountains cave

Wait, a velociraptor??? Kill it with my Bowie knife, It's bound to be useful for something sooner or later.
                                                                                            (^any thing that remains when I am done)

Yes, a velociraptor. And it brought its whole family with it. Total six feathery living fossils.

New skill: Knife handling: [1] Misinformed.
You stab the out-of-time lizard into heart. Except the little bastard is faster than it has any business to be and it dodges your masterful stab and bites you into knife hand! That's gonna leave new scars for sure!

Wave my rubber chicken around to get the attention of the velociraptors.  Then hold up my rubber chicken and stand completely still.  Wait for one of the raptors to approach me.  When one does, comically squirt the dino with my water-squirting flower, honk my clown horn twice, and ride away to safety on my clown bicycle.

[1] Four of them instantly decide the rubber chicken and the hand holding it seems very tasty. They run and jump at your hand much faster than you expected, tearing the toy out of your grip and tearing your arm pretty badly at same time! The plan goes out of your mind and you scream very unclownly way.


Nice rolls, guys.


crazyabe
HavingPhun
Megggas
Urist McCoder
wipeout1024

[wipeout1024]

Help clean up the blood with the cashier.

[Urist McCoder]

make the forge more effective

[Megggas]

Run away.  If the dinos pursue me, honk my clown horn to scare them away.

[crazyabe]

I Bash the annoying beast Upside the head with my knife as hard as I can.

[AoshimaMichio]

The city in dark

Help clean up the blood with the cashier.

I don't think I should make a cleaning skill. It feels a little... redundant.

[4] It takes some heavy scrubbing, but finally the blood is gone. The cashier, what her name was again, Ka... Kali... Kalyana? Ah yes, Kalyana Kibe! Right, she tells you that she's happy to have someone here since nobody else apparenly wants burgers and because she's scared and confused because she doesn't work for McDonalds. In fact she was unemployed house girl waiting to be married off to someone.

make the forge more effective

[Crafting: 3] Hmm, to make it more effective it would need bellows to feed more oxygen into fire. Some charcoal would be nice. And anvil. There might be anvil around, but you are not carrying one by yourself anywhere assuming you even find such thing. Charcoal... well these buildings look like type heated with electricity so you probably can't find any in this cave. And bellows you might have to craft yourself too. Assuming you get materials for one. Unless you use some other contraption to feed fire.



Large mountains cave

Run away.  If the dinos pursue me, honk my clown horn to scare them away.

[3] You start running but raptors keep up with you easily. [6] Honking the horn makes them eventually give up the chase. Phew. Now, how to deal with these wounds in your arm? They bleed and hurt and you certainly don't want them infected. Hopefully those little dinos didn't have any diseases.

I Bash the annoying beast Upside the head with my knife as hard as I can.

The clown runs away leaving you alone with two velociraptors, but leads four into merry chase.

[Knife handling: 1] The one biting your hand bites it so hard that you lose grip of the knife. Crap! This is not how Immoral dark lord of Shadow Magic fights! Really, you shouldn't even be here!



crazyabe
HavingPhun
Megggas
Urist McCoder
wipeout1024