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[crazyabe]

Crundle tallow roast
ingredients: Crundle intestine,  Crundle meat, apricot, & Crundle tallow.
Get cooken before i send ya to dwarven child care!!    !!

[Alfrodo]

Crundle tallow roast
ingredients: Crundle intestine,  Crundle meat, apricot, & Crundle tallow.
Get cooken before i send ya to dwarven child care!!    !!

You might want to calm down there friend.

How about this? Probably a salad, garnished with fisher berries and muskmelon.

Sorry about the wait.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The crundle roast is a Salami made from the intestines, meat and lard. With an accompaniment of apricot jam.

The fisher berry roast is a bowl of salad with fisher berries and muskmelon pieces in it.  I imagined fisher berries would look a little like white Manitoban dogwood berries.

After nine minutes in development, hopefully, It will have been worth the wait.

[Dunamisdeos]

Crundle tallow roast
ingredients: Crundle intestine,  Crundle meat, apricot, & Crundle tallow.
Get cooken before i send ya to dwarven child care!!    !!

Wait, its got Crundle Meat, Guts, and fat? This is clearly an entire Crundle with a fruit in its mouth.

[LordBrassroast]

Yeah, that's pretty much how I pictured it. Also, mincing actually makes some sort of vague sense in a salad.

[miauw62]

Crundle tallow roast
ingredients: Crundle intestine,  Crundle meat, apricot, & Crundle tallow.
Get cooken before i send ya to dwarven child care!!    !!

You might want to calm down there friend.

How about this? Probably a salad, garnished with fisher berries and muskmelon.

Sorry about the wait.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The crundle roast is a Salami made from the intestines, meat and lard. With an accompaniment of apricot jam.

The fisher berry roast is a bowl of salad with fisher berries and muskmelon pieces in it.  I imagined fisher berries would look a little like white Manitoban dogwood berries.

After nine minutes in development, hopefully, It will have been worth the wait.

Not worth the wait. Certainly worth the weight, though, that looks pretty tasty :v

[crazyabe]

so is any thing going to fall out of the pipe?

[NJW2000]

?

[Bumber]

so is any thing going to fall out of the pipe?

He did your roast with LordBrassroast's roast salad.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

This is a stack of 10 masterfully prepared dwarven sugar stew created by Olin Tobulrakust. The ingredients are superiorly minced dwarven sugar, superiorly minced dwarven sugar and exceptionally minced dwarven sugar.

Can dwarfs get diabetes?

No (it's weird, huh?).  Also, eating a bunch of sugar one time would not give anybody diabetes.  There are three ways to get diabetes:

Type 1: Nobody really knows, but viruses, the environment, and genetics probably have something to do with it.  Nothing you can do to stop it, nothing you can do to cure it, at least right now.

Type 2:

a. Genetics.  If you have a family history of type 2 diabetes, you are much more likely to procure it.

b. Obesity.  This is what people think of, mostly, when they hear about diabetes.  The claim that sugar can cause diabetes is a misunderstanding of this: eating sugar all the time is a bad diet.  Bad diets can cause dieties obesity, and obesity can cause diabetes.

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Basically, TL;DR: Eating a lot of sugar one time does not give people diabetes.  Eating a lot of sugar all the time might.

[Alfrodo]

so is any thing going to fall out of the pipe?

He did your roast with LordBrassroast's roast salad.

Scroll up, see the Yellow Spoiler?

That's an image, not a long passage telling you that Snape is Dumbledore and has the ability to resurrect himself if enough sandwiches are in the immediate area.

[Dunamisdeos]

so is any thing going to fall out of the pipe?

He did your roast with LordBrassroast's roast salad.

Scroll up, see the Yellow Spoiler?

That's an image, not a long passage telling you that Snape is Dumbledore and has the ability to resurrect himself if enough sandwiches are in the immediate area.

My name is Dunamisdeos, and I approve of this enormous pile of sandwiches.

[TheFlame52]

May I present to you, the Ultra Roast. The crowning achievement of my cooks, it consists of nothing but four whole roast demons. It's enough food to feed my entire fortress for a year or buy a whole caravan's worth of goods.

And I can make more

[Alfrodo]

May I present to you, the Ultra Roast. The crowning achievement of my cooks, it consists of nothing but four whole roast demons. It's enough food to feed my entire fortress for a year or buy a whole caravan's worth of goods.

And I can make more

1233 kilograms.

For good measure: This roast weighs as much as:


15 average Americans
20 average people (Global)
Half an elephant (African)
246 cats
80 fat cats
5 Bengal Tigers
2-3 Siberian Tigers
5,820 McDonalds Big Macs
1 - 2 horses
Your Mother
1 of this roast.

[NJW2000]

For four demons? Sounds pretty measly, only 1-2 horses.

One demon = 1/2 a horse?

Or is this a mistake, and each serving weighs that much?

[Alfrodo]

For four demons? Sounds pretty measly, only 1-2 horses.

One demon = 1/2 a horse?

Or is this a mistake, and each serving weighs that much?

Servings are all the same size, and keep in mind that it's the meat from 4 demons.  So the organs, fat, tendon, skin and bone are all missing.

In people, muscle mass % goes between 28% and 54%.

That means you'd be looking at "4 whole roast demons" weighing between twice or quadruple the mass.  Even more if the demons are not particularily buff.