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Author Topic: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.  (Read 349974 times)

Ozarck

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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2295 on: May 21, 2016, 01:00:07 am »

Do glass orb things. Wonder where the beast went. Question my continued relevance to the plot.
((I might have helped you out, had we met, and you been interesting enough to catch Sebastian's attention. As it is, IC, I have no knowledge of your character, and therefore literally could not care less.))

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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2296 on: May 21, 2016, 01:17:23 am »

Return in time to observe WIZARDRY! Get a kickass aerial view of whatever occult shenanigans are about to occur. Circle like the curious large vulture that I am! Maybe make some vulture noises to provide that unique wasteland ambiance.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2297 on: May 21, 2016, 03:38:41 am »

Do the things needed to perform the ritual with actual safety and shit. Campfires and all that.

Assist, then stand back at a slightly unreasonable distance
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2298 on: May 21, 2016, 12:44:43 pm »

Observe excitedly ongoings and accidentally stab something.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2299 on: May 21, 2016, 02:39:07 pm »

Observe excitedly ongoings and accidentally stab something.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2300 on: May 21, 2016, 08:36:55 pm »

Observe with drink in hand.  Paw.  Hoof?  Anyway, watch and have a drink.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2301 on: May 22, 2016, 03:04:32 am »

Observe excitedly ongoings and accidentally stab something.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2302 on: May 22, 2016, 03:07:56 am »

Cautiously venture out from hiding and make a bumbling attempt to help the wizard with his strange ritual, like an especially shaggy assistant at a magic show of some kind. Flee in terror if things get too "heated".
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2303 on: May 23, 2016, 10:43:14 am »

Do glass orb things. Wonder where the beast went. Question my continued relevance to the plot.
Maybe you should try to chase after it, or maybe try to go elsewhere? I can't make doing nothing more interesting than doing nothing.


"Make sure he looks good after you do the brain transplant. Lots of spikes, boils, warts, maybe some horns, mkay? This'll be great. We'll have our hunchback! Hey guys, the inhabitants here like it weird, like the more popular porn sites, you know? So let's dress up like the mutants we really are. the time for sparkle and moodinees is gone, Freakshows is where it's at!"

I encourage a certain attitude of bizarreness in Xan and Hyenakles, so that the surgery is more likely to produce interesting effects. I Also look around for special effects material, like muslin and gunpowder and glue and magnesium powder and stuff, so we can put on a good show for the tribes.
Gunpowder you can get, namely by scavenging bullets if you were so inclined. However, the other things are less readily available.

Observe excitedly ongoings and accidentally stab something.
[1]
OW! You closed your hand and jammed all your claws into your palm. DAMN YOU, BIO-ENGINEERS!

Do the things needed to perform the ritual with actual safety and shit. Campfires and all that.
I was hoping more people would actually help get this set up...oh well.

[6] You build a giant roaring bonfire out of debris from the ship and random scraggly bushes you find in the area.

That done, you unceremoniously chuck the lady into it. And then you wait a while; once the screaming has passed and things are smelling nice and cooked porky, you stick your hand into the fire. You swirl your hand around in the flame, searching, sifting through flickering tongues of fire until you finally find what you need. You catch it in-between your thumb and forefinger and yank it out. It is a tiny flame, candle-like, but it burn a deeper and harder shade of gold than any flame around it. You carry it over to Hyenakles and motion for everyone to step back. You carefully shift the flame into your palm and slam it down on hyenakle's chest. The flame spreads across his skin, growing rapidly more powerful as it spreads. Within seconds it has engulfed you, him and everything within a good 10 foot radius in a swirling orb of flame.

The fire dies down after a few seconds, leaving a glassy crater with you and a fully healed hyenakles in the center.

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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2304 on: May 23, 2016, 11:28:06 am »

Go follow the sound of that massive explosion. Wonder how the hell I'm going to weaponize song with this shitty will save. Complain that what the wiki says about the things I'm bad at doesn't reflect my character sheet. Then, go fix that goddamn shit.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2016, 06:27:14 pm by Egan_BW »
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2305 on: May 23, 2016, 11:55:03 am »

"Explosions! Cool!"

Well, we have well cooked meat over there. Shame to waste it. And gotta have dinner.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2306 on: May 23, 2016, 11:56:58 am »

John stands aside, mesmerised by the flames.

- We should try and capture more prisoners with souls.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2307 on: May 23, 2016, 01:46:35 pm »

Xankarvo steps back from his triumph, regular arm and crab arm spread wide. He turns to everyone else.

"If any of you doubted my power before, see the error of your ways now. My fire may unmake and my fire may restore. It is my will that decides which."

With that, he turns back to Hyenakles and pokes him until he wakes up.

"Wake up, oh hunter. You owe me too much not to, I believe."

Hold my non-crab arm out to Hyenakles so he can get up with my assistance. Bask in the adoration and fear of everyone else. Soon to include the hyena if I've anything to say about it.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2308 on: May 23, 2016, 05:31:51 pm »

((I only just noticed, after rereading several pages, that my attempt to enter Dave's dream a few turns back was actually successful. Darn, that would have been a fun subplot.))

"Mmmmmm! Shaddup, I'm trying to sleep..."

"Ugh.... alright. ok. I'm awake." Hyenakles slowly opens his left eye, glaring at no one in particular.

That's strange.... I don't remember going to sleep in a crater...

He turns his head, seeing Xankarvo and the others gathered around. Damn... what were their names? Too many to keep track of, anyway. Had Mr. Bird always been a triceratops?

Eh, no matter...

...

"...Well? Whaddya want?"


Hyenakles slowly sits up, careful to avoid cutting himself on the glass. He begins to reach for Xan's extended hand, but recoils at the sight of his other arm. Something about the other arm bothers him; makes the rage and the fear hidden deep in his stomach boil up his esophagus and into his brain.

It's at about that moment that he realizes the absurdity of the present situation.

"Wha... How long was I out?! Where the hell am I?"

Get up, with the help of Xan's not-terrifying arm. Be otherwise characteristically obstinate until someone explains what I'm doing in this crater, and why Xan's arm is so creepy.

EDIT: Resolved via roleplay. Get my pristine hyena bum back on the warbeast. Recover whatever is left of deer shank, and find something to eat.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« Reply #2309 on: May 23, 2016, 05:35:19 pm »

I hop up onto Xankarvo again and soak up all the attention I can get, yelling encouraging things about being great and stuff, and "tremble before him" and "mighty presence" and stuff like that.


I encourage a certain attitude of bizarreness in Xan and Hyenakles, so that the surgery is more likely to produce interesting effects.

Do the things needed to perform the ritual with actual safety and shit. Campfires and all that.
I was hoping more people would actually help get this set up...oh well.

The fire dies down after a few seconds, leaving a glassy crater with you and a fully healed hyenakles in the center.
I helped! Nothing? Nothing.

I think a couple others had "help set up" actions.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2016, 05:39:22 pm by Ozarck »
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