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[Comrade P.]

Believe I have a freshly rolled blunt. If it works, light it up. Puff puff pass if the others want some.

((Use the plant, Luke))

[piecewise]

"Oh my, what's happening there?"

Observe the interactions of Xan and magic. Does he do any spiffy tricks? Express gentlemanly approval if yes. Suggest spiffy tricks he could do (in the form of "the one with the hat, you know" or something of that nature) if not.

"Have you considered pulling your rabbit out? Just flop it out and show it off."

((I was under impression that we were camping out around warbeast in some forestated area. Well I was probably wrong.))

- Hey, Xan, Tarmac! Remember the wall of fog we found on our way out of Slenceville? We went through it end wound up where we are now? Well check it out, another wall of fog. Hm. Wait a minute...

Get a bow and shoot an arrow at the wall. See if the metal tip bounces off, like metal did from those clouds on the top of mountain. If it does not, walk the Warbeast through it!

The arrow sails right through. Hmm, come to think of it, that may have been a poor idea. If there was an inhabited area right beyond there, you might have just killed their leader and now you're driving a war beast in. Hmm.

FUCK IT.

Be not deterred. Try once more!

swear I'm this close to throwing a Molotov at the fucker. 'Weh weh you're not a wizard' and you don't look like a real fucking hyena you walking cartoon. Wanna be disdainful about my wizardness when you carry around rotting meat without even noticing the stench?

"Eh? Oh right. Those must be the borders of realms. Let's go, I've had enough of this heaven."

You can't even make the rabbit come out. He has wilted, dejected.

Chamber a bullet in my rifle. Grab onto something if we pass through the mist

You chamber a round and go stand up near the driver's seat, holding on to the railing with one hand. Hmm, some sort of strap to keep you from falling off might be good.





The warbeast passes effortlessly through the fog and emerges on the other side. The world here seems...well...desaturated. The ground is white and fuzzy, as though covered in snow, and the sky is a dome of white fuzz which seems to be glowing with a ubiquitous back light. A while away, you can see what look to be enormous white structures. Buildings by the look of it, but of very odd shapes and many of them appear to be hovering or even orbiting an area.

[Harry Baldman]

"New place! Hahah! I knew following you lot was a wonderful idea!"

Do a victory lap around the warbeast and survey the ground carefully. Descend progressively closer while performing examination. Be prepared to dodge evil beasts.

[Comrade P.]

- Engine Spirit, can you walk us to the nearest stationary building in sight? Also, do you recognize this place?

When done listening to the answers given, John stands up from the driver seat and heads to the platforms, talking on the go:

- Flamengo, please watch our right. Hyenakles, if you don't mind, watch the left. Maybe grab one of them bows, or a rifle.

Is it cold? When I saw that thing looking like snow, I immediately wondered if it's cold out here. If it is, John would find a big enough piece of cloth in the pile to wear as some sort of cloak.
John puts helmet on and ties a sword in its scabbard to his belt, then gets on the open platform and observes the sky above and structures ahead.

Hmm, come to think of it, that may have been a poor idea. If there was an inhabited area right beyond there, you might have just killed their leader and now you're driving a war beast in. Hmm.

((Boy, wouldn't that be something? I mean, that's the best entrance ever.))

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Grab a rifle, and watch the left.

[Pancaek]

"Can do, baby!"

See if I can't quickly fashion a strap to keep myself from falling off from some of the clothing that's strewn across the warbeast. Then take my rifle and watch our right flank.

[Comrade P.]

>Haast (Corsair): wenk wenk over to Hyenakles with a box of ammo for his rifle.

[Xantalos]

Take Wizard Viagra Stopping when literally everything and everyone tells me I'm incapable of doing something ain't gonna stop me from doing that thing! Power of spite! Believe in the me that believes in myself that believes in fuck those guys Imma fire a fuckmothering fireball at SOMETHING by the end of this!

Somewhere other than the warbeast, of course.

[Beirus]

Believe in the blunt. Believe one of my cigarettes is a blunt. Or, failing that, believe Xan's plant is super cannabis.

[Xantalos]

((It already is a drug, I think.))

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

((It already is a drug, I think.))

((The leaves are a narcotic, so you can just chew 'em.))

[Egan_BW]

Hopefully enter the story soon.

[Comrade P.]

Hopefully enter the story soon.

((Keep on hoping))

[Egan_BW]

((Last time three player entered. and some of those people may not want to play anymore.
pls))

[Corsair]

>Haast (Corsair): wenk wenk over to Hyenakles with a box of ammo for his rifle.

Continue job as mascot by helping and barbecuing interlopers/that which offends me