Ummm if you put it like that...
Let us tie it to a rope and put this down. Ask someone who is willing to help with that, the barrel must be pretty heavy, don't want to drop it. When done, do it on the ground, a few meters from the beast.
Oh, and grab a helmet. Might want some extra protection just in case.
Ummm if you put it like that...
Let us tie it to a rope and put this down. Ask someone who is willing to help with that, the barrel must be pretty heavy, don't want to drop it. When done, do it on the ground, a few meters from the beast.
Oh, and grab a helmet. Might want some extra protection just in case.
Help with the barrel
For helping actions I'll take the best of the rolls. So 2 and 6, which is what you got, will use 6.
You lower the barrel down without much difficulty.
You grab a helmet, climb down and push the barrel a few hundred feet from the beast before trying to convert it to fuel.
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Nothing happens. Hmm. Might have to try harder.
"Hey Engine Spirit, what is this monster thing, anyways?"
Talky stuff.
"Warbeast. Created by the armies of The Conquering Great King as part of his southern expansion. Pseudoflesh; not alive but not dead. Not machine but not life. Hard to destroy."
As it speaks, the warbeast reaches up, grabs one of the golden stakes protruding from it's chest and starts to yank it through it's body. The entire platform shakes and sways with the motions.
"Repair is easy though."
Oh not again you water-explody gas guzzling fuck
Get a bunch of other containers and fill them with water from the barrel before John does his thing.
You want a bunch of otherwise undrinkable water? Well you gather a bit of it. Not a lot of free containers around here.
Nappety nap.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stand around looking like a regal tank commander, also help if possible given lack of thumbs, perhaps flame breath could be useful?
At this point I think you're acting as mascot. But yeah, hyena could use your help.