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[Xantalos]

I'm going to say right now that I think we should not eat any of those fruits and check any food they give us before we eat it.

[Comrade P.]

((Yay for illustrated characters))

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[piecewise]

Oi, irony, Kevak, Beirus. We got people waiting to come in. You gonna do a thing or am I gonna have to get the cosmic paddle out?

[Toaster]

((Interdimensional Nyars bat!))

[Radio Controlled]

Oi, irony, Kevak, Beirus. We got people waiting to come in. You gonna do a thing or am I gonna have to get the cosmic paddle out?

[Beirus]

Continue enjoying my cigarette.

[piecewise]

I've got labs to go do today. I'll be back in....8 or 9 hours.

If you guys haven't done something, I'm letting other people control your characters till you come back.


Dear other people,

Please posts actions for the existing characters to perform if their players decide not to show up. Try not to murder them.

A little maiming is ok.

[Xantalos]

Stay quiet in the jeep, be cautious, maintain my existence, etc.

[Comrade P.]

(proposed course of actions for IronyOwl)

Dirve slowly down the main road towards the city hall. Keep track of useful establishments, like general stores, gas stations, bars, brothels etc.

Scratch that.

[IronyOwl]

((That's a better action than I was expecting, but I think we'll make a slight detour.))


Golgon looked at the map.

"It would seem heading to town hall brings us past the diner. I am concerned, but not greatly! Let us examine the Forefathers Graves first."

Drive up the road to Remembrance Road, turn right, look for Forefathers Graves.

[piecewise]

Continue enjoying my cigarette.

You continue smoking.

Stay quiet in the jeep, be cautious, maintain my existence, etc.

You do your best imitation of a paper weight, stubbornly existing despite the best efforts of the universe.

((That's a better action than I was expecting, but I think we'll make a slight detour.))


Golgon looked at the map.

"It would seem heading to town hall brings us past the diner. I am concerned, but not greatly! Let us examine the Forefathers Graves first."

Drive up the road to Remembrance Road, turn right, look for Forefathers Graves.

((That's a better action than I was expecting, but I think we'll make a slight detour.))


Golgon looked at the map.

"It would seem heading to town hall brings us past the diner. I am concerned, but not greatly! Let us examine the Forefathers Graves first."

Drive up the road to Remembrance Road, turn right, look for Forefathers Graves.

A bit dejected that your suspicions lead nowhere, you head back to the car and drive back down the road. You don't get that far past Cinder and the home of the Old woman you saw before when you see someone different. He's a more normal looking human, holding up a cardboard sign and apparently hitchhiking.

[Xantalos]

Xankarvo decides to speak up. This is a good idea.

You! Hitchhiker person. What merits do you offer that we should allow you in our company?

[Beirus]

"Cash, grass, or that other thing. Or cigarettes. You got any of those, hitchhiker guy?"

[IronyOwl]

"You there, fine traveler! At what level would you rate the act of feasting on our delicious flesh?"

[Comrade P.]

As the car stops by him, John puts his sign aside and talks to the... merry bunch occupying it:

Xankarvo decides to speak up. This is a good idea.

You! Hitchhiker person. What merits do you offer that we should allow you in our company?

- You are riding a car. Cars need gas to ride. I can make gas out of any liquid by dipping my fingers in it. That means that you will have much less problems with obtaining gas in these wastelands, because some kind of liquid is always available. I'm also a proficient driver. Sign tells it all, really.
He glances doubtfully on his own cardboard sign for a moment, ensuring himself that it really does.

"Cash, grass, or that other thing. Or cigarettes. You got any of those, hitchhiker guy?"

- I got these gold coins on me, found them in my pockets when I realised I... spawned... in this place.

"You there, fine traveler! At what level would you rate the act of feasting on our delicious flesh?"

- I don't eat flesh. I don't think it's delicious either. Actually, all I need is gasoline.