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[smurfingtonthethird]

THOUGHT YOU WERE RID OF ME, HUH?

Too bad.

For the newfigs, this is the continuation of the no-fourth-wall story of a completely deranged GM who is obsessed with potatoes, with a side of random crossover side plots, cataclysmic destruction and dairy products... and a host of PCs who try and survive in the resultant chaotic multiverse at any cost.

Originally meant to be some kind of mission-based team brawler created by flameboy99, I promptly hijacked it and chaos reigned. The second game died because I bunkered down in mah stoodies, cause I'm a big boy now, but I've regained my urge to procrastinate, ie terrorising you folk.

And terrorize I shall.
 
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No waitlist, no character sheets, no stats. Just one rule:

BOLD YOUR FREAKIN ACTIONS

If you're joining, just post your first action.


The GM stirs, buried under a mountain of potatoes, hard cheeses and lumps of melting city.

oh dear lord, that was the fucking greatest bender ever; truely, vodka is the drink of kings

NOW, WHERE WAS I?:


Welcome back to Avatar City. It's a generic city, with people, and other city things. Fly my pretties, fly!

Please try and wait at least 3 turns before attempting to destroy the universe again, thank you.

[~Neri]

I am interested in joining this time.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I am interested in joining this time.

PROTIP: MAKE ACTION IN BOLD

[Generally me]

Cry

[~Neri]

Acquire headscratches.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Logic:
If one bender has just finished, then that means you have lost something.
Losing something isn't good.
So that means more extreme universe destroying benders are good.
Gather all the alcoholic drinks into two places, then gather those two places into one place, then that one place into another place, etc. etc.

[FallacyofUrist]

Appear, be confused.

[blazing glory]

Acquire 100+ to Britishness.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

program in programming language

[Vgray]

Have people worship my greatness

[Salsacookies]

PRAISE THE CHUNKS!!!

[HissinhWalnuts]

Tyrannosaurus roar!

[Ama]

Acquire a top hat.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Cry

[3]

Alas, only a few tears come out. You require more feels.

Acquire headscratches.

[2]

You attempt to get head scratches. No one is offering.

Logic:
If one bender has just finished, then that means you have lost something.
Losing something isn't good.
So that means more extreme universe destroying benders are good.
Gather all the alcoholic drinks into two places, then gather those two places into one place, then that one place into another place, etc. etc.

[6+1] Flawless logic bonus

You end up with a 7-dimensional pile of booze, and several booze demons begin to emerge from the steadily growing pile, feeding the main pile with whatever they can and starting up smaller piles around the area.

this was the first turn and we're already back to the edible demons, god damn it

Appear, be confused.

[1]

You appear, only to be grabbed by a booze demon and thrown into the booze pile.

Acquire 100+ to Britishness.

[1]

-100 to Britishness

program in programming language

[2]

It would help if you had a keyboard. Or hands.

Have people worship my greatness

[4]

They mildly cheer. Woot.

PRAISE THE CHUNKS!!!

[2]

SCREW THE CHUNKS

Tyrannosaurus roar!

[6]

Your magnificent tyrannosaurs roar attracts a wild tyrannosaur, who looks pretty damn hungry.

Acquire a top hat.

[5]

Hat get. Very nice.

[Sl4cker]

Resist urge to look behind me, as looking back at an explosion reduces the cool points gained from making the explosion in the first place.