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[Cheesecake]

Inspired by Jack A T's You Are A Bureaucrat game.

You are a teacher, in an alternate dimension where everything is basically the same, except the laws of physics were half-written and logic lost a bet and was forced to give up its spot to a gigantic d6. Currently in the Democratic Republic States of the Empire, you, Charlene Daniels, are a regular teacher on her break.

You've got homework to grade, and little time to grade them. This is a crappy time for the daemons players from the Immaterium Internet to possess suggest what Charlene does.
What do?

(Like Jack's game, you can attempt anything you want. That doesn't always mean you'll win, but no one's stopping you.

[Demonic Spoon]

> Grade the homework

[Jack A T]

Prepare some busy work for the next class.

[Tawa]

Prepare to torture students, as we did in our last life.

[Hawk132]

+1 to all of the suggestions above this post.

[Andres]

Pick out a child who's doing something vaguely wrong (taking their eyes off us for instance) and get into a tirade about how they're such a failure.

[Cheesecake]

> Grade the homework

Grading the homework is done quickly and quietly, completely unremarkable. Which is very, very bad. This means that something else is bound to go wrong even worse.

Prepare some busy work for the next class.

And, as if on cue, your fellow teacher opens a window, letting in a breeze and blowing all the work you prepared for the day right out the window. What work should you give your class in thirty minutes?

Prepare to torture students, as we did in our last life.

Your literal torture tools are ready, as always. Your figurative tools (read: homework) have flown out the window.

Pick out a child who's doing something vaguely wrong (taking their eyes off us for instance) and get into a tirade about how they're such a failure.

You would go to class, but you're ill prepared right now. You make a mental note to remember to berate a child.

[Demonic Spoon]

> Kill fellow teacher

[Jack A T]

Give the class an essay assignment about the fellow teacher to work on.

[~Neri]

>Eat the other teacher that we killed.

There can be no evidence.

Lick the blood off the floor.

[Cheesecake]

> Kill fellow teacher

You start pushing him around, trying to sock him in the face and hopefully break his neck. However, the PE teacher has at least 40 kgs of size on you and easily picks you up and throws you from the roof. You land on the ground floor with a resounding thud and a crack. Plot armor saves your life, but the plot demands that your injury (and the curing thereof) become a questline.

Give the class an essay assignment about the fellow teacher to work on.

You'd go to class, but unfortunately you're a paraplegic. How do you plan on working with shattered legs?

>Eat the other teacher that we killed.

There can be no evidence.

Lick the blood off the floor.

Having no rival teacher blood to consume, you suffice with your own blood. While appalling and surely a sign of severe mental illness, it does nothing else of note.

[Demonic Spoon]

> Start questline: Deal with injury.
> First step: Take out cellphone, call ambulance.

[Nunzillor]

Be sure to mention to the dispatcher the guy that freaking threw us off a roof.

[Empiricist]

Use roofing materials to repair self.

[ATHATH]

> Start questline: Deal with injury.
> First step: Take out cellphone, call ambulance.

Prank call said ambulance.

Bash our head on the floor until we die and rise as a zombie.