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[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Wot? (click to show/hide)

Calculate best way to punch him in throat, then do so. If he tries to bite, just punch him in the leg.

[ATHATH]

I bet on NAV, Toaster, Hawk132, and Devastator.

[NAV]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Teleport into the center of that alien cluster. Sent out a confusion pulse and eat them all. Take their weapons so I can arm my mutants.

[AoshimaMichio]

Hawk132 vs Peradon!

Spoiler: Hawk132 (click to show/hide)

There ain't much to say for this round. Chaos Lord waits for lava cooling. Some defiant screeching from beyond your field of vision. Dunno if that's good or not.

You are starting to get a little jittery.

Spoiler: Peradon (click to show/hide)

Yeah, falling into death isn't how you win this match. You snap out of it with complimentary "Fuck you!" screech and land on nearby untrapped tile. Of course there's few of those, it serves as a psychological trap since it makes opponents paranoid and looking for a trap that doesn't even exist.

The invisible demon tries to land on your head, but you manage just in time dodge it and and even grab it into your jaws! As soon as you bite down you are overtaken by euphoric feeling of peace. A gust of wind tries to push you around, but it is powerless against your heavy body. By time you are back into your senses the demon has already escaped your lethal jaws. By sound of it it is still on ground near you.

Salsacookies vs Devastator!

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

Your broken legs hinder you too much to claw his face. The unfortunate result is him trampling over you again, breaking your spine near neck.

Being paralyzed neck down you don't have ability to defend yourself from further attacks. You lose.

Spoiler: Devastator (click to show/hide)

Pig will continue the crushing, attempting to break it's spine.  Bird will enter the chamber, looking for a passage to the northeast to go through so it can rejoin the pig.

You trample over the skeleton once again despite of pain in your hooves and do manage to break his spine near his neck. This leaves him essentially paralyzed, so he cannot no longer defend himself nor attack you.

You win!

"And here we have first match coming to the end! The winner is DEVASTATOR and he moves to semi-finals! Applauds to him, please!
This means Devastator himself, High tyrol and ATHATH won their respective bets as for who will win this match! Naturally I won't publicly tell what the prize is to prevent misuse, but Devastator here will receive notification along his new updated deck."

"Please keep in mind, Devastator, that you can now sacrifice cards for new jokers. Two for one and be required to use it, or four for one with freedom to decide when to use it."

[Toaster]

Spoiler: Toaster Action (click to show/hide)

Use all of my strength to choke him out, tear out his throat, and generally murder him.  If tearing out throat hurts myself too much, then choking the life out of him shouldn't mirror the pain too much.

[AoshimaMichio]

FallacyofUrist vs Toaster!

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

It either arteries and hope you manage to block blood flow into his brain long enough. With proper angle you can stab your fingers in and maybe even cut the artery. Or you could crush his windpipe to make him pass out. Both of those take longer than him tearing your throat out so you can only hope to stay conscious long enough.

His jaws begin to tear into your throat before you can punch him out, so you resort to kicking his obviously bent legs. Toaster takes the pain like a champ and crushes your windpipe, tears major arteries in your throat, and generally murders you.

You lose.

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

You chomp down and cringe from pain in your own throat. You can definitely sense all his pain, but you bear it. He kicks your broken forelegs as a last effort but it is too late for him. Torn arteries and crushed throat is enough to murder him.

You win!

"And here's our second winner! The one continuing into semi-finals from this match is TOASTER! Congratulations!"

"From this match those who bet on Toaster winning are ATHATH and Devastator, both doubling the prize!"

[Hawk132]

Same thing.

[FallacyofUrist]

Ah well. I hope it hurt.

[Toaster]

It did, don't worry.  Congratulations, and good fight!  You surprised me with that nasty countermove of yours; perfectly opposed to my primary attack.

[ATHATH]

I'm on a roll! Is there a special prize for guessing the winner of all four matches?

[Peradon]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ignore the demons. Go for the real threat, the real enemy, Hawk. Fly sky-high, then drop, tallons first, into the puny thing.

[FallacyofUrist]

So... weakness being brittle bones and all? While I was tranced I entered your mind...

Physical types do pretty well against mental ones without any physical capabilities.

[AoshimaMichio]

I'm on a roll! Is there a special prize for guessing the winner of all four matches?

I haven't planned anything for such occasion, but winning all bets can be pretty good by itself.

Hawk132 vs Peradon!

Spoiler: Hawk132 (click to show/hide)

All this waiting is making you very nervous. Suddenly shadow of Peradon dims light around you. Looking up you can see him diving right down at you, his massively oversized claws ready rend and crush your tiny self into minced meat.

He lands right on top of you, but fails to actually hit you. Looking from up close roc is really massive bird. He can basically just sit down and simply crush you without even noticing it.

Spoiler: Peradon (click to show/hide)

"Bathe in magma!" The invisible demon chirps. You feel compelled to do so, but the idea doesn't exactly sound very attractive so you shake it off and fly up again. You fly in from western side to avoid visual contact with enemy. If they can't see you, they can't know what you plan to do.

The invisible demon is flying after you but is too slow, it can't stop you. You fly over the walls of entrance hall and dive in towards the small creature near the door. You spot the first demon from corner of the eye and suddenly you feel sick. You vomit and almost lose control of your flight, but just barely manage to keep collision course with Hawk who is frozen in place.

You land right on top of him, but fail to actually hit him. He's now next to your feet, barely 30 cm long chinchilla. Even single claw in your foot is longer than him.

The two lesser demons are about to jump on you.

NAV vs Illgeo!
Illgeo hasn't been online since your last turn, which was two days ago. I'm not fan of declaring anybody winner by default, but on the other hand tournament must progress... I recall him saying about being busy because of end of semester, so I'll give him two days time to post. If he doesn't post during this time NAV will win by default. Unpleasant option for everybody, I believe, since we all want to see blood and murder here.

[Hawk132]

Spoiler: NOPENOPENOPE (click to show/hide)

Run away from the bird. Don't go into the corridor though. Hope that the demons kill the roc.

[Illgeo]

Oops PM.