Session 2 (for me) of League of Evil "Gentlemen" was us arriving into town, recovering, and buying a wagon. The wagon salesman had some weird stuff, and we ended up going for an all-terrain amphibious bus kinda thing, complete with a Chest of Holding and another Chest with permanent Cold, kitchen, lots of walking room... one of us wanted to craft a gun for a whole day, so I decided to pass time by looking for the nearest "dojo" or whatever it's called in Faerun (BTW, we're Pathfinder characters that ended up in the D&D material plane) and challenging everyone on a 1-on-1 fight. It was a neat timewaster, about 5 combats with increasingly higher level opponents, each was probably done in 1 to 2 rounds, pretty one sided in my favor, then the level 20 master kicking my ass. The whole thing was over in like 5 minutes.
This had nothing to do with the plot, didn't advance anything, didn't get me xp or loot. Just something to do.
So, we started on the road, and fought 3 hill giants, who tipped over our ride, and got plenty of AoA's because reach (luckily I HAZ ACROBAT MONK). Killed them no problem.
Next session, we continued our journey. We ran over some kind of plant. We were supposed to fight it. But we were like "it's a freakin' plant, just drive over it). Then we ran into a pile of dirt. It seemed to move, but we weren't sure. So the wizard of course cast Slow on it. Now we definitely had no chance of telling if it moved or not. So again, we drove over it and kept on. Next, a hydra attacked us... so, yeah, before it could catch up to us, we ran for it in our magical bus. Eventually we made camp, and resumed the next day. There were 3 minotaurs in our way, didn't seem like they were going to let us go (apparently they had wizard levels? we didn't find out yet).
The fun part: as we slowed down ready to kick their heads in, we noticed that down the road from where we arrived, was a mob train of death: a hydra followed by a pile of dirt (Earth elemental, I think) followed by the nasty weed... so, by escaping all those "easier" fights now we have to fight all these creatures. So, time ran out and the session was over. Wonder what will happen next...