@TheFlame52:
Good job! You know, ThatAussieGuy defeated hell with a checkerboard AND walled off hell. Did you do it with a wall of steel and beards, traps, cave-ins, or the checkerboard-style stuff? I mean, obsidian-izing.
@endlessblaze: Accused? "I accuse YOU, soot, of thralling that giant raven!"
By the way, does anybody know if everybody really
is historical?
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From My Fortress of Teachcities, where Nobody Dies if I can Help It
Domas, the captain of the guard, becomes the mayor. And I'd already made rooms and everything for her! Oh, well, I'll just let another person into her (frankly not the best) rooms. Perhaps I should appoint another guard?
The engravers finally get around to engraving Domas's old bedroom, and engrave many images of the appointing of important leaders in our history. I know, I'll let the expedition leader sleep there! Who was he again... Oh, yeah, he's the manager! And the bookkeeper! Where's his office... It's just in the dining hall! Well, that'll change NOW!
Magma operations are go. Infinite Sand/Clay, FTW!
Kadol, the stoneworker, took a break from engraving to grab Kogan, a farmer, who was dizzy. He seems annoyed at being out in the sunshine again, but he's relieved to have been "rescued" by Kadol. Well, we don't want him collapsing into the pond. Good idea, Kadol.
Kadol?
Why, why, why didn't you just put him inside? Why did you put him into the hospital. Ah, well. Kogan says he feels "restless." Well, you didn't need to rest! Go ahead and get back to...
Dropping the willow logs you hung onto through the whole fortress, when you could have just dropped them on the stairs next to the carpenter's shop, on the hospital bed? Well, he got right back to hauling something else. He must have just forgotten.
Someone shouted that Cerol, the militia commander, had become a legendary axe lord. I asked whether he was a legendary axedwarf. He, apparently, is "only" a great axedwarf. He is a talented shield user, a skilled armor user, a master in discipline, a legendary fighter, an adept wrestler, and a skilled striker. He is also a proficient dodger. I think, with his steel breastplate, his steel battle-axe, his fine bronze shield (good dwarf-made work, with alexandrites and lignite cabochons encrusted on it and encircling it all around), and his steel chain leggings, he should be able to easily take on any melee goblin they send at us. All at once, though... We'd better set up a defensive structure. Since most of our economy rests on the plants outside, we'd better cover a large area with that wall. I think that we should use clay bricks and glass blocks!
I tell the clothier to start making tunics, shoes, and trousers. I will enforce this dress code for all. I do not want to be constantly making socks and vests.I previously told her to make dresses, so those will do, too.
Our brave soldiers march out to attack the... Wild boars! Just practice. Nobody run inside.
Aaand they all roll on the ground, nauseous, and barf. Hmm. Better make a tower for them to train in. I could combine that with the walls...
GAH! Cerol, get out! You're drowning!
I saved him, pulling him out of the water just before he suffocated. Goodness! I order the river floored over... Perhaps a raised...
Yes! Just like I've seen in drawings!
z=-1:
Q|\_/-\|Q This is the river. Q is a natural wall. | is the river bank (i.e., a wall.)
Q|\_/-\|Q
Q|\_/-\|Q
z=0:
-rO Or-
-rO Or-
-rO Or-
z=1:
dOOOOOOd
dffffffd O is a wall, f is a floor.
dOOOOOOd
Basically, it's a raised bridge. Cool, huh?