Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Alice

9 (47.4%)

Jana

2 (10.5%)

Some random normie

4 (21.1%)

I'm GM and don't want to have to keep pressing "Show results"

4 (21.1%)

Total Members Voted: 19

[SOLDIER First]

Corentine opens her shirt to reveal a kevlar jacket full of souls!
"Nice try, dummy!"
She finds him, I guess.
"Oh, hi Yuri! I wanted to ask you something."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yuri reveals a tiny dart as her neck starts bleeding.
"Checkmate, Miss Corentine."
"What is it?"

[SOLDIER First]

Corentine quickly takes her Poltergust 9000 out and sucks whatever liquid it is out of her bloodstream.
"Jokes on you, I don't play checkers."
"Do you think there's a good kind of weird?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yuri reveals another dart. In her eye.
"It's chess, my dear."
Yuri looks at her curiously.
"A...good kind of weird? What brings about this question?"

[mdk666]

Corentine opens her shirt to reveal a kevlar jacket full of souls!
"Nice try, dummy!"

((Kevlar doesn't help against sharp and pointy things, use chain-mail instead.))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Corentine opens her shirt to reveal a kevlar jacket full of souls!
"Nice try, dummy!"

((Kevlar doesn't help against sharp and pointy things, use chain-mail instead.))

((you just got rekt SB))

[SOLDIER First]

Corentine merely removes the offending eyeball and places it into her Pocket of Things That Should Not be Removed, Ever.
"Well, I was talking to someone, and they went away, and I think they were talking to themselves, and they said something about me and being weird. So I was wondering."

((I said full of souls, as in no kevlar, all souls.
Also yeah, allow me to correct my stupid joke-roleplaying. ))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yuri, while she's distracted, does BISHIE SPARKLE MAGIC and now they're at dinner together.
"I suppose there is such a thing, yes."

[Empiricist]

((So she has a kevlar jacket made out of intangible entities with nothing to do with kevlar? ))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((So she has a kevlar jacket made out of intangible entities with nothing to do with kevlar? ))

((yes. the souls are actually the spirits of kevlar vests, given we've established most objects in this world have spirits that can be talked with. ))

[Empiricist]

((So it's sort of like a kevlar jacket. Except instead of protecting her, it just has a bunch of entities tell her it's a bad idea?))

[SOLDIER First]

"What restaurant is this, honey~?"
"Oh, okay. Thanks, Yuri.
Hey, do you have any more of that tea?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"One attached to a church with meals cooked by monks~"
Yuri whips out his kettle and cups.
"Of course."

[Happy Demon]

[Kumo]

"Because... because he's, right. Father is, always right."

[SOLDIER First]

Her knuckles, white from the pressure, grip the edge of the table. "That's great, dear."
"Could I have a cup?
Also, where do you keep those..?"