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[Avis-Mergulus]

No, he means Ina had a steel sword in his original loadout. Here:

That first message was to Foxtrot.

Never mind, then.

[kiershar]

The elf was clearly saved by the oak helmet. If the bat had a weapon..

[_italics_]

Can be surprisingly hard to bash someone's head in, unless you're a Yeti of course.

[Tesseract]

I'll post any media you guys create in the second post on the first page. So anyone can see it coming in!

Sssssweet ! That way the gloriouss warsong of the ssssserpent folk can be heard by everyone !

[Avis-Mergulus]

Hey Unraveller, you can resize images with tags like [img height=600] or whatever number. It's just that the fan art is a bit too large for most screens.

[Unraveller]

Qualifying Match V

Orthus the Manflayer VS. One Bow Juan

Well well, the very last gladiator to arrive, says he was late tanning a hide. Apparently the human leather armour he is wearing is fresh, great. His opponent is One Bow Juan, son of the legendary fungus Two Bow Joe, as long as his aim is true than this beast will come down quickly!

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

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A shame, Juan's aim was not true enough, all he needed was an arrow to one of Orthu's mighty legs to chip the bone. Alas, perhaps Portabelo shall avenge you Juan?

[Unraveller]

Hey Unraveller, you can resize images with tags like [img height=600] or whatever number. It's just that the fan art is a bit too large for most screens.

Thank you, they've been fixed.

[kiershar]

Isn't the plump helmet men's head very big? Quite the feat to decapitate one with a punch.

[Unraveller]

Indeed! Our next match to go on to the elimination bracket is between Mon-tha-mau and the stinkiest goblin around, lord Bax!

[Rero Falcon]

Hah! Death can NEVER horrify Othrus the Manflayer!

Good game Juan! Hopefully you'll still make it! You'll probably do a lot better on Vertigo or Water Hazard where you have more time to aim.

[variablenonsense]

Plump helmet stew for everyone!

 

[kiershar]

My coins are on Bax, but the next fight could go either way!

[BigHatLogan]

Bring the blood!

[angrykitteh]

Bring the goblin!

[Unraveller]

Qualifying Match VI

Mon-tha-mau VS. Bax the Prince of the Land of Stench

Well that sure is a mouthful, and by just being around the cretin you get a noseful of horrid odor, eyuk. His challenger is Mon-tha-mau cousin of Sam Squatch, a social outcast in his family unfortunately. Hoping to win their attention he has come to the arena! Let there be blood!

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Battle Log (click to show/hide)

Ooh, Mon was unable to land a hit on the deft Bax, perhaps he was distracted by the goblins repulsive stench. In any case the lashing of Mon lasted until his brain was tortured to death. May he redeem himself in the loser's bracket!