Met a cell called banach space, while playing as prey, tried to help him but my mass ball missed, and I ate him accidentally. Died, renamed myself "Toady Rules", then fed him whenever I saw him, which was a lot, though I was always a bit bigger than him, so couldn't follow him around. This ungrateful "banach space" (and who outside bay12 really ever heard of Banach spaces?) didn't respond, just took mass from an obvious ally then wandered off. Well, through a combination of 1 spikeball, some nice tactics and admittedly 3 people feeding themselves entirely to me, I grew and grew, and even managed to get Banach into the 500s before he wandreed off. He seemed to stay the same size a lot.
Well, in my quest for an ally and a friend in Banach spaces, I had to get hold of a lot of mass:
Hey, maybe sometimes, non-teamers win!
Why am I always better in the mornings? Anyway, shared the topspot for 5 minutes, eating the odd guy, then got into a fight with a split leaderboarder who was larger than me, and ended up getting spikeballed. Dramatic exit, spikeballed like crazy, split a lot, got many pepole killed, many people got large unstable split masses in a spikeball grove. Fun times.
Fun, but please, does anyone here know of anyone who might play as "Banach space"? And is DF so well known that way more people will feed themselves to a cell named "toady rules!" than "prey"?
Also, maybe we should advertise on agar.io: get into a group, get the top slots, and have our names be "Play Dwarf Fortress!" or somesuch.
EU server FFA.