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Author Topic: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)  (Read 133309 times)

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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #480 on: May 13, 2015, 07:07:31 pm »

Carric lowers his crossbow further this time.

"If I were a god, I don't think I'd be standing next to a paladin of hellmeter or whoever, and shooting dark elves in the middle of the night."

He then stopped to think about that. What if gods did shoot dark elves in the middle of the night, while hanging out with paladins of other gods? That's some deep shit to think about.
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #481 on: May 13, 2015, 07:11:32 pm »

Calista wags a finger.

"No, this is exactly where you would be. If you could create your own reality, would you choose a boring life with no real consequences or risk, a meaningless trudge from payday to payday, chasing illusionary life goals and mundane social interaction? No, you'd be somewhere exciting. You'd choose to be a hero!"
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #482 on: May 13, 2015, 07:18:35 pm »

Carric's drunken reasoning capability was no match for drunken logic.
Or maybe it was just the drinks.

"You have a very good point, there. I don't think I can..."

He looked over at the advancing drow. There seemed to be about twice as many now.

"...I can argue with you there."
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #483 on: May 13, 2015, 07:23:10 pm »

"Well, even if this is your reality, I still have to worry about being killed to maintain the fiction that you enforce." She scoffs. Logic, unassailable.
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #484 on: May 13, 2015, 07:32:26 pm »

((If this was their reality, these worrisome existential questions wouldn't exist, because they draw attention to the illusion.))

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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #485 on: May 13, 2015, 07:39:00 pm »

((I love this conversation amidst this battle...))
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #486 on: May 13, 2015, 07:46:02 pm »

"I'm using power to pretect you, aren't I? I'm not letting you get killed."
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #487 on: May 13, 2015, 07:48:39 pm »

Carric lowers his crossbow further this time.

"If I were a god, I don't think I'd be standing next to a paladin of hellmeter or whoever, and shooting dark elves in the middle of the night."

He then stopped to think about that. What if gods did shoot dark elves in the middle of the night, while hanging out with paladins of other gods? That's some deep shit to think about.


So you bring out your holy symbol and cast your spell, a field appears around calista. The field look like a mountain.
you watch the drow 4 fall over, you think you hear a gurrgle.
You fire(8+3+3)[2 bolts used]. Drow 2 Dies.
Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)


Next turn
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Drow
Mary
Carric
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #488 on: May 14, 2015, 08:30:40 am »

Action: Guess what? Javelin Drow 1!

Attack +4 (+1d4 blessed)
Damage 1d6+2


Spoiler: Calista Status (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 14, 2015, 08:54:41 am by Dwarmin »
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #489 on: May 14, 2015, 08:43:56 am »

Action: Guess what? Javelin Drow 2!

Attack +4 (+1d4 blessed bonus)
Damage 1d6+2


Spoiler: Calista Status (click to show/hide)

((you want to attacked the dead drow, and you know you still have your bardic inpiration right))
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #490 on: May 14, 2015, 08:44:45 am »

((I thought you were keeping track of these things? :P Editing turn...))
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #491 on: May 14, 2015, 08:48:49 am »

((I thought you were keeping track of these things? :P Editing turn...))

((keeping track of what, you just attacked a dead drow and  i am just and the bardic inspiration you have to chose to use, not a consistent bonus, you have a d6 to add to any attack, save or ability check you want but you only get one.

BTW you only have 2 javelins left))
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #492 on: May 14, 2015, 08:54:29 am »

((Well, I'm not using it then...editing again...))
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #493 on: May 14, 2015, 10:06:24 am »

Action: Guess what? Javelin Drow 1!

Attack +4 (+1d4 blessed)
Damage 1d6+2


Spoiler: Calista Status (click to show/hide)

You throw, (5+4+1),((this is the time you can use bardic inspiration, after the roll, but before you know if it works or no))
you missed

The remain drow look at each other

Drow 1 fires a blot (CRITICAL FAILURE), The drow swears in elven.
Drow 3 says
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Drow 3 cast Darkness.
Drow 5 cast Darknesss.
Drow 6 shoots a bolt, (?+?). The Archer 7 falls over with a yelp.

The drow moves away from the light
"NO! I am you target, not them. Lolth Does not care for their deaths, you are sent to prove you worth by fighting me!Cleric Please see what you can do for him!" Mary yells.

Mary Pulls out a a javelin and throws it at Drow 6, (4 + 8 + 3), hits dealing (8 ) damage.

 archer 1 , 2, 3, 4 can't see due to darkness spell

Archer 5, 6, 8 can and fires (16+3) (16+3)(4+3)
Drow 3 takes (5) damage
Drow 6 takes (2) damage

Calista and Carric are having trouble seeing through the darkness because of the spell
Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)
Next turn
Carric
Calista
Drow
Mary
« Last Edit: May 14, 2015, 10:17:18 am by Fabulous death bringer »
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Re: Fabulous 5E Dnd (Let the Game begin)
« Reply #494 on: May 14, 2015, 04:55:57 pm »

((I don't really know where I am on the map, but...))

Run over to wherever the hell Archer 7 is, and cast Spare the Dying on him/her.
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