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Blood Axes

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Total Members Voted: 18

[Aklyon]

Don' forget ta steal that sneaky git's shoota after. But don't squeeze this one as much. Clearly its better at killing humies however he does it without squeezing hard.

[Cheesecake]

I heard you guys like Blood Axes.



Meanwhile, (6)(+1 Size)(+2 Kleava's)vs(1)(+1 Hotshot Pistol) (you fucking obliterate him) the commisar literally falls apart in your hands. You let out a roaring WAAAGH!

(2)(-3) The humies absolutely lose it and begin running. You feel and look bigger, though still short of the mark of the warboss' size.

One of those kommandos steps out of the bushes. You never even saw him.

"Oi, you. Nob. Come meet us up norf, between da mountain and da lake. We'll be waiting. And don't bring no onez."

He sneaks back into the bushes, unseen. The orks are looting bodies. You see the warboss come out of the forest. (hidden) There isn't any blood on him. How'd he get down here so quickly?

[Xantalos]

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Well, he only said not to bring No-One, didn't he?
Hide the Rozaryuz on our person, like beneath a shoulder pad, then go to the meeting spot.
We don't want anyone trying to steal our shoota deflecta' just yet, right?

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

Actually, hide the Rozaryuz, then do this.

[Xantalos]

Well, he only said not to bring No-One, didn't he?
Hide the Rozaryuz on our person, like beneath a shoulder pad, then go to the meeting spot.
We don't want anyone trying to steal our shoota deflecta' just yet, right?

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

Actually, hide the Rozaryuz, then do this.

+1

[Andres]

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

-1

Well, he only said not to bring No-One, didn't he?
Hide the Rozaryuz on our person, like beneath a shoulder pad, then go to the meeting spot.
We don't want anyone trying to steal our shoota deflecta' just yet, right?

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

Actually, hide the Rozaryuz, then do this.

-1

Put on the commissar's cape for the extra karizma. Call out the warboss in front of all the other orks for being too cowardly to fight the humans. Claim that we're the warboss and then lead a charge with whatever forces we have against him. Considering the circumstances, this is the best time possible for us to lead a revolt against the current warboss.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

-1

Put on the commissar's cape for the extra karizma. Call out the warboss in front of all the other orks for being too cowardly to fight the humans. Claim that we're the warboss and then lead a charge with whatever forces we have against him. Considering the circumstances, this is the best time possible for us to lead a revolt against the current warboss.

Damn, should have remembered about the commissars cape.
But still, -1.
Those bloody sneaky orcs are going to slit our throats if we do anything like that, we need to just play along and make sure things go in our favour while playing along with the war-bosses rules.
Also:

Well, he only said not to bring No-One, didn't he?
Hide the Rozaryuz on our person, like beneath a shoulder pad, then go to the meeting spot.
We don't want anyone trying to steal our shoota deflecta' just yet, right?

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

Actually, hide the Rozaryuz, then do this.

Another quick change, grab the commissars cape, his hand shoota, and his fancy hat, if any of it is still... Together.

[Andres]

Those sneaky orks don't belong to the warboss - they belong to the newcomers. We'll kill the warboss and then we'll go to the meeting. Seriously, though, we can't just let our cowardly warboss keep leading us can we? We beat 3 nobs at once and we killed all the humans with lasguns while he just stayed hidden in the village and didn't even kill anything. Letting the coward live is just plain unorky.

[Xantalos]

Hmm.
The Blood Axes seem like they're gonna either try to screw up the operations of the humans here or to soften it up in preparation for a WAAAGH!.
...
Hmm. I think we should go for it. Best shot we're going to get before we get absorbed into the greater warband of the Blood Axes, and if we get that snazzy hat and cape we can likely beat him - with some luck, of course.
...
That said, I wonder what clan we are. Ork Clans aren't cultural subgroups so much as genetic variations of Ork - Blood Axes are all naturally more sneaky and flexible with tactics than other Orks, Bad Moon's teef literally grow faster than other Orks', etc.

Put on the Commissar's hat, cape, and pick up/holster his flash shoota. Then face the Warboss.

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

From there, escalate into how the Boss is too cowardly to fight and challenge him to a scrap right then and there, Ork to Ork.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Those sneaky orks don't belong to the warboss - they belong to the newcomers. We'll kill the warboss and then we'll go to the meeting. Seriously, though, we can't just let our cowardly warboss keep leading us can we? We beat 3 nobs at once and we killed all the humans with lasguns while he just stayed hidden in the village and didn't even kill anything. Letting the coward live is just plain unorky.

But how has he survived so long? Other Orks must have tried to beat him before.

[Andres]

Put on the Commissar's hat, cape, and pick up/holster his flash shoota. Then face the Warboss.

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

From there, escalate into how the Boss is too cowardly to fight and challenge him to a scrap right then and there, Ork to Ork.

+1

Those sneaky orks don't belong to the warboss - they belong to the newcomers. We'll kill the warboss and then we'll go to the meeting. Seriously, though, we can't just let our cowardly warboss keep leading us can we? We beat 3 nobs at once and we killed all the humans with lasguns while he just stayed hidden in the village and didn't even kill anything. Letting the coward live is just plain unorky.

But how has he survived so long? Other Orks must have tried to beat him before.

Remember those nobs we killed? They felt it was necessary to gang up on a single normal ork (us) in order to beat him. They tricked the other orks into believing they were the biggest and the strongest when really they were the scardiest and worked together. THAT'S how we beat them so easily and THAT'S why the warboss looked grim after we killed them all.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Put on the Commissar's hat, cape, and pick up/holster his flash shoota. Then face the Warboss.

Ey boss! Me and Gitsmasha done krumped dem humies like you wanted!
...
Er, boss, 'owd you get here so quik? And wif no blood on ya?

From there, escalate into how the Boss is too cowardly to fight and challenge him to a scrap right then and there, Ork to Ork.

+1

Those sneaky orks don't belong to the warboss - they belong to the newcomers. We'll kill the warboss and then we'll go to the meeting. Seriously, though, we can't just let our cowardly warboss keep leading us can we? We beat 3 nobs at once and we killed all the humans with lasguns while he just stayed hidden in the village and didn't even kill anything. Letting the coward live is just plain unorky.

But how has he survived so long? Other Orks must have tried to beat him before.

Remember those nobs we killed? They felt it was necessary to gang up on a single normal ork (us) in order to beat him. They tricked the other orks into believing they were the biggest and the strongest when really they were the scardiest and worked together. THAT'S how we beat them so easily and THAT'S why the warboss looked grim after we killed them all.

Hmmm, yhea, I can see that.
+1.

[Andres]

Also, hiding the rosarius would be a waste of time. We'll need it in our efforts to make the warboss look weak and the Blood Axes probably saw it on us while they were killing the humans.

[Xantalos]

Those sneaky orks don't belong to the warboss - they belong to the newcomers. We'll kill the warboss and then we'll go to the meeting. Seriously, though, we can't just let our cowardly warboss keep leading us can we? We beat 3 nobs at once and we killed all the humans with lasguns while he just stayed hidden in the village and didn't even kill anything. Letting the coward live is just plain unorky.

But how has he survived so long? Other Orks must have tried to beat him before.

No Ork was big and strong enough to beat him, sure, but he's boss of a tribe on a Feral world that's essentially doing jack and shit. If he were an Ork worthy of following he'd be out conquering but he isn't. Therefore we supplant him because by my estimation we're stronger and the ultimate rule of Ork society is that might makes right.

[Andres]

Add destroying that town to our accomplishments, something that the warboss ALSO failed to do.