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[Beirus]

Get the card, put it in the slot, hack anybody who gets in my way with my axe. Unless the card disappeared when the room changed. Then look for that thing we missed.

[endlessblaze]

face palm and search the room while these idiots kill each other.

[~Neri]

Activate sensor suite. Scan area.

[Generally me]

Call Jase a douche using interprative dance then go search the room

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Seven: Life, The Universe, and Everything Under the Tavern

INIT_BATTLE:
(Lahaco: 41)
(Jase Bladeheart: 90)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 68)
(Blitz: 23)
(Johnny Nahmates: 87)
(the burning night: 54)

Jase runs after the card! (2) He trips on his foot and lands right in front of it.

Johnny Nahmates dances weirdly in Jase's direction, then searches the room. For what? Oh, I dunno... (6) He sees so much... so so much... Johnny Nahmates is unconscious! Johnny Nahmates has received vital information! (Roll for passive get: 2) No chance. P.M. sent in your direction.

Sir Notspyxeno fires at Blitz! (5 vs. 4) Agh... (2 vs. 1) The bullet nicked Blitz's shoulder, but he's fine. (5, 4) Sir Notspyxeno picks the card up from in front of Jase, and slides it easily into the slot.

"Sir Notspyxeno has Leveled UP!"

The burning night facepalms, and then searches the room. (6 oh come on. Roll for whimsy regarding doing exactly the same thing: 1) Maybe a deer's mind is better for such things... The burning night is unconscious and has received no vital information.

Lahaco scans the room. (6 no non nnonononnoonon oh that's it. Re roll: 6. No. Re roll: 5 enough.) Lahaco scans the room. Lahaco's mind has shorted out! (Lahaco in sleep mode).

Blitz promptly searches, also. If you dare get a six I will smite you. (4 oh thank goodness.) Blitz hears footsteps. Coming towards the door.

Turn Seven Alternative Title: Life, the Universe, and Mass Unconsciousness.

"Sir Notspyxeno, here are your purchase options with your five skill points!"



15 points: Purchase new Active.
10 points: Purchase new Passive.
5 points: Upgrade one of your Actives.
3 points: Upgrade one of your Passives.
3 points: Weaken one of your Malus Passives.
Special offer: Handgun bundle: Fully reload your handgun, (back to 10 rounds) and get Pistol Power (Passive)! Only 5 points plus an original haiku.

[poketwo]

"That, my acquaintances, is how you cause minimal damage when trying to get something you want. Anyways, I would like the special offer, possible alien spy."

[FallacyofUrist]

"You owe me a haiku before I give you that."

[poketwo]

"Fine.

It's not an act
xcom is really the best
obviously an fact
there is no need for an test

[FallacyofUrist]

"I'm not sure that's a haiku. But whatever."

Sir Notspyxeno feels a weight in his pistol! He feels more proficient with pistolry also!

[endlessblaze]

((for one thing a haiku only has 3 lines))

[Beirus]

"That, my acquaintances, is how you cause minimal damage when trying to get something you want. Anyways, I would like the special offer, possible alien spy."

"Minimal damages? Was that before or after you threw a hissy fit, shot two people, and then took loot you did absolutely jack shit to earn? Fucking scrub. Stay out of my way from now on or I will kill you."

Get up, search for anything interesting. Be prepared for danger. If Notspyxeno verbally provokes me, hack him to pieces.

[~Neri]

((Errr. Wat? I just rolled an overshot twice, and then a perfect success. Therefore I should have plenty of data as to what the shit I was scanning, not be randomly asleep.))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Stab Notspyxeno in the throat.

[poketwo]

SHOOT BLITZ IN THE LEG

[FallacyofUrist]

((Errr. Wat? I just rolled an overshot twice, and then a perfect success. Therefore I should have plenty of data as to what the shit I was scanning, not be randomly asleep.))

((Two things. One, 6, 6, 5 seems like mostly overshot to me. The reason you don't have a short circuit right now is the five. Two, this is Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy. Three, once you wake up you will know pretty much everything about the room because of the data processing done in your sleep. And yes, I know that is not a haiku.))