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[Hawk132]

I'll shoot you in the face one day, Delekates.

Into the waitlist I go.

[wipeout1024]

Open crate 38, and continue to hide.

[Delekates]

sry

[cerapa]

Move to the west.

Throw lawn dart towards Fniff.

[Andres]

Crate 20. Have the dog sniff the knife.

[Fniff]

Put on armor, run at cerepa in zig-zag pattern.

[Salsacookies]

I'll waitlist

[Ama]

Waitlist.

[Dorsidwarf]

Turn 3

Move to the mid of the map and lean towards the wall.
Taking crate #40 and open it.

You open 40, HEX-Dream thirteen, and get a tiny wig. It is crusted with an unidentifiable blue dried gunk. Ick.

Open crate 38, and continue to hide.

ABD-Wanderer-Sickle offers up it's bounty...
A helmet. It's covered in flashing green lights, and as you put it on, you realise slowly that it is actually not touching your skin anywhere, instead floating slightly above it.

Crate 20. Have the dog sniff the knife.

The dog does not like having a teeny weeny knife waved in his face.
Crate 20 (Beta-Imagine-Destiny, damn it) reveals a tiny boat. It shivers with eldritch aura.

Move to the west.

Throw lawn dart towards Fniff.

Put on armor, run at cerepa in zig-zag pattern.

[roll]
[Fniff roll]
Cerepa runs out into the open, hefts their lawn dart, and hurls it at Fniff as he sticks his head out.
The dart flies with a humming sound, propelled by unseen energy, and prongs Fniff in the shoulder. He screams.
A lollipop in Cerepa's pocket flashboils, ruining his shirt.

Fniff hastily shoves the armor pieces on (Specifically, they're gauntlets. Armor less than Torso-Sized is always partial), and feels grumpy.
[roll]
Nothing appears to happen. He charges, weaving, at cerepa.

Fniff is bleeding badly and can't use his right arm. Because there's a meter-long lawn dart in it.

Waitlist may have to be capped. This is a lotta guys.

Spoiler: Being the Crate Manifest (and list of sizes (click to show/hide)

1 Alpha-turn 3          huge             
2 Tango-talk Secret       handbag-sized       Delekates
3 Xur-hug 6          finger-sized       Andres
4 Tango-lingly    Turnip    small                Wipeout
5  XXX-ator Moderator       torso-sized             Cerapa
6 Xur-ator Gee          small                Fniff
7 HELLWRACK-turn Spodulator big          
8  Derivative-of god Sectret   fingernail-sized         Andres
9 C-wanderer Moc'cha       pin-sized       
10 Schmulbo-imagine Beta    shopping-bag sized    
11 Omega-stay Code       shopping-bag sized    
12 Schmulbo-lurker-Shmuck    arm-sized       
13 Schmulbo-jump-7       mouse-sized       
14 Wango-lurker 13       large          
15 Sonorous-use Rumpty    rifle-sized       
16 Sonorous-vanish Code   small          
17 32-itch RAL          small          
18 Lar'shani-imagine 4       house-sized       
19 Nikkle-schmersk Shmuck   cat-sized       
20  Beta-imagine Destiny    nail-sized       Andres
21 Promega-unite 6       tiny         Wipeout
22 Schmulbo-dream Bravo    arm-sized       
23 S'kursk-schmersk Spodulator big          
24 Derivative-vanish Turnip   huge          
25  Schmulbo-of god Soldier    small          
26 B-use Sectret              needle-sized       
27 Lar'shani-kick Code       handbag-sized       
28 Derivative-lurker Soldier    small          
29 Sonorous-schmidt R'Roh   small          
30 Xur-of god Moc'cha      big          
31 Delta-wanderer Moderator   tiny          
32 Waffle-wanderer Gee    small          
33 Schmulbo-hang Robert    large          
34  SHELLWRACK-use 10    pocket-sized      
35 Alert-hug 13         mouse-sized       
36 Nikkle-predator Vibration   fingernail-sized   
37  Dre-schmidt 5       big
38 ABD-wanderer Sickle    rifle-sized         Wipeout
39 Beserk-hug Gee       arm-sized
40 HEX-dream thirteen       tiny                  Delekates
41 Nonentity-untie Soldier   big    
42 Beserk-itch R'Roh      big

[IT POSTED EARLY MAP INCOMING]
EDIT:

[Fniff]

Rip the dart out of my shoulder and try to stab cerepa with it while screaming in both pain and bloodlust.

[cerapa]

Do an awesome jumpkick to Fniffs wound.

And if he manages to get the dart out: DODGE. Otherwise kick him again.

[Playergamer]

Waitlist.

[wipeout1024]

Open crate 15, and stay in place.

[Delekates]

Hear a battle and run towards it. Take this wig and smack into the face of Bleeding guy, Fniff.

[Andres]

Eat the boat. Crate 30.