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Replay Mission 5 (Serial Mind Control)

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Total Members Voted: 7

[Nunzillor]

In!  Buy a monoatomic machete, and a tesla sabre.

[Illgeo]

In. Buy previously discussed bullet time if possible.
Also, bet 4 aotokens on dying on first-turn from teamkill

[AoshimaMichio]

Ooh, 10 tokens? Alright,
Go get some robo-legs, then buy my hoverboard w/ remote control for 5 tokens, a gauss rifle for 2, sniper conversion for 3, get sniper installed.

Ok.

In. And take one of the random drugs from AMIABLE AMBER. For science! Wait, no. Better idea. Inject OTHER people with the random drugs from AMIABLE AMBER. Still for !!SCIENCE!! of course.

You choose Dubley as your test subject.

[2]
Nothing visible happens.

IN.
Sell mk3, unused spektre, unused chem thrower, 2 goop canisters.
Buy a melee battlesuit.

Spektr is listed as mission equipment so technically you can't sell it. But current Armory Master doesn't know that so she gives you tokens.
Battlesuit bought.

In!  Buy a monoatomic machete, and a tesla sabre.

Ok.

In. Buy previously discussed bullet time if possible.

Ok.



You stop being in Sword and start being in decorated hallway. Miyamoto appears in pimping cool wheelchair (big ass monster wheels, flaming exhaust, sick spoiler, subwoofer and robotic Xibit pushing it), but looks pale and weak. Guess spending long time in Avatar does that. Xan collapses into pile of boneless soft flesh.

One of the wall explodes in. Out of dust steps in tall four armed and black eyed marble statue.

HALLELUJAH

Eddie: [5][5] That was really loud shout.
Charles: [4][6] Your skin tingles, but it just makes you laugh.
Xan: [4][3] Your soft flesh ripples in unpleasant manner, but you are preoccupied by excruating pain. (-1 for next roll)
Miyamoto: [5][6] Pfft. Connecting to Avatar hurt more.
Zayne: [2][6] You can feel your blood vessels rupturing and your vision goes hazy. And your face feels unpleasantly soft
Thaddeus: [3][5] You start bleeding from all orifices, including eyes.
Dubley: [1][3] OHGODOHGODPLEASEMAKEITSTOP!!! [will 2] Thankfully you pass out.
Bartholomew: [5][4] Oh god that was unpleasant. At least that other guy had it worse.
Tek: [3][5] Something might have broken inside you.

[Radio Controlled]

Use manip to create a big wave of force in front of Erik that forcefully shoves him through the hole and into the wasteland beyond. Make it a HARD shove, like a kilometer or more away if possible.

[Illgeo]

Electroshoot Erik, then jump behind Xan

[Shaporia]

Ready myself for the shove, if I get shoved along with activate back rockets full throttle, as well as bottom rockets enough to hover. Fire at Erik if I have the chance, and ride the force wave. If I don't get shoved just fire a round at Erik. Unless he jumps at me then twist, fire back rockets and hope I dodge well. In Xan's general direction, don't hit him though. Twist around to use back rockets to brake.

[Nunzillor]

Mummies will carry the body of their king to Erik.  King Sulan'takan'litkham'ramen will then slice Erik with the machete in one hand, and the tesla sabre in the other.  This can only go well.

[NAV]

Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Kick some ass. Charge Erik and slash him with my giant melee battlesuit sword.

[renegadelobster]

Namite him, and everything around him!

"I'm bleeding from everywhere!"

[Dorsidwarf]

Backpedal with my running-fast stilts to avoid freindly fire, sweep cutting laser at torso height

[Shaporia]

I bet two Asho tokens on me surviving/riding the wave!

[Radio Controlled]

I bet a token on the players doing more damage to fellow players than Erik does to us.

(does a bet count if it's a foregone conclusion?)

[Xantalos]

Turn myself into an organic cannon that shoots really flammable balls of acid.
Yes it was, I almost didn't expect it to work myself. But I had to.

((I'm not sure if the conversation is still going on, but I'll retroactively have it, I suppose.))

[syvarris]

In, if possible.

Can we buy items from the armory that are currently in the prototyping stage?  Pretty please?  If so, sell my Mk.III and use that money plus the ten I get for technically still being a newb, and buy a heavy robotic body.  Use body to rocket into Erik while punching with Kinetic amps.

If not, use my newb money to buy an electro amp.  Activate both EMM and EMM on my Mk.III.  Do a DBZ style powerup with the electro amp, then rocket into Erik punching him with lightning.

Resist the urge to correct the GM when he describes the Testament incorrectly.

((I suggest that the next fight is against the crystal monster from the anomalous planetoid.))

[AoshimaMichio]

I bet two Asho tokens on me surviving/riding the wave!

ASHO?! PROPER SHORTHAND FOR MY NAME IS AOSHI!

I bet a token on the players doing more damage to fellow players than Erik does to us.

(does a bet count if it's a foregone conclusion?)

A bet is a bet. Who knows, maybe everybody will roll only fives?

Yes it was, I almost didn't expect it to work myself. But I had to.

((I'm not sure if the conversation is still going on, but I'll retroactively have it, I suppose.))

Retroactively the doc cuts fist sized piece off of you and sends you away.

In, if possible.

Can we buy items from the armory that are currently in the prototyping stage?  Pretty please?  If so, sell my Mk.III and use that money plus the ten I get for technically still being a newb, and buy a heavy robotic body.  Use body to rocket into Erik while punching with Kinetic amps.

If not, use my newb money to buy an electro amp.  Activate both EMM and EMM on my Mk.III.  Do a DBZ style powerup with the electro amp, then rocket into Erik punching him with lightning.

Resist the urge to correct the GM when he describes the Testament incorrectly.

((I suggest that the next fight is against the crystal monster from the anomalous planetoid.))

Does HRB come with kin amps pre-installed? And what does it cost?