((It seems even +4 in a skill doesn't save you in here!))
Use cameyes to find Ivan, redo action. Those taps will be danced!
Check mindpoints. If sufficient are left, use the manip to pick up Ivan and psychically float him into the hangar. Heatslice any limbs that try to dig in or resist. Once he's floated into the hangar, commence tapdancing.
If not enough points left, spray sticky goop at the end of the hall, to cut of Ivan's escape and force him into the hangar.
((I'm not using skills, just d6.))
You are in the hangar you silly. You can't see into rec room from there. Drop your big ass on the floor and crawl closer.
And mind points are low. Not spent, but low.
Sorry!
Turn on loght lamps. Type in a random number into my Nyars gun and shoot at Ivan.
You turn on your lamps. You can't see Ivan. You see impaled Thaddeus underneath you and a big mound of flesh in middle of the room. It got many mouths, all screaming, wailing and moaning.
You are having terrible flashbacks. Is it STAN again? Please do not be STAN!
Well then!
Suit light amps (not lamps) are go! Shoot him again if I can see him, 10x!
Amps do not help you in complete darkness. Not much. Just enough to see big spiked figure in front of you.
[Ivan dex 6+3]
[Lars dex 2]
[Ivan str 6+2]
[End 3]
Then the room spins wildly as your head separates from body and goes flying.
Use cam-eyes, then goop him!
((Also, sorry illgeo. Didn't mean to do that))
You are lying on the floor. A few moments ago something fell on you and impaled your left arm and almost your left lung as well.
You can't see Ivan, but you see Dubley (who impaled you) and big mound of screaming flesh. It seems to be growing limbs.
Xan realizes moments after popping into existence that he doesn't have any gear or powers.
"Fuck."
Run away!
Why to run away? If he bites you you may get awesome reality-bending altered powers! Only problem will be to keep it under control.
Thanks to somebody's lights you can see there's new flesh horror in rec room. You got competition! Anyway, you get out of the room into hallway that is forcibly enlargened.
Fly away. Turn my suit lamps on and remove the suit glove from my right hand. Doctoring hand.
Also, did the first grenade go off somewhere? If not, deactivate it remotely and collect.
Simus's grenades sure are handy and feature-packed!
You fly out of the room dodging the new flesh horror. Glove removed. The first grenade bounced northwards toward the briefing room and apparently detonated there. Better to not go that way.
In
Activate helmet lamps (yeah those are a thing I'm fairly sure) and kickbox the cicada demon with my acrobatic stilts.
"Oh my god why aren't you die already"
You activate lamps and jump at the blur of movement.
[dex 4]
[Ivan dex 2+3]
[Ivan str 3+2]
[end 6]
You fail to hit it, but it hits you, slicing your arm off. Medical system of your suit activates and instantly pumps you full of sedatives and squirts flishknitter into your stump stopping bleeding before it even started.
Activate helmet lamps aswell, slice him with my monoatomic sword while making wooshing noises.
Ivan is bigger worry than some screaming pile of flesh, so you beeline right to him.
[dex 1]
[Ivan dex 4+3]
[Ivan str 4+2]
[end 3]
You lose hold of the sword in midswing when Ivan jams his claws through your stomach tearing your spine. This wasn't a good decision, you think.
In!
Hand monoatomic razor to a mummy and tell them to have at it. Shout words of encouragement.
[mummy dex 1]
[Ivan dex 4+3]
[Ivan str 3+2]
[end 5]
Your mummy shows impressive lack of coordination when attacking Ivan and equally impressive tolerance for beating when Ivan tears its head off. Not that it needed it anyway, being undead and all. It is still moving.
"By divine mandate I, King Sulan'takan'litkham'ramen III, have arrived here to release you from horrors beyond your understanding, yet you fuckers create more of them! Wasn't the Eater of Cold enough!? Now you have ancient enemy of mankind in your hands: The Altered! And some other horror beyond the reality. Rise you retards! Now attack this monstrosity and die as fate requires!"
((Say Ashioma, could I be Xan with powers in this for fleshball hilarity?))
((Nay, but there ways to get the power.))
In. Apply tesla sabre to Ivan, for nostalgia's sake.
((Denzel tried with a monosword. Han will try with a tesla sabre.))
[2]
Your swing misses Ivan and electricity discarges on the floor.
[Ivan dex 3+3]
[dex 3]
[Ivan str 6+2]
[end 2]
Somehow Ivan recongizes threat you are presenting and unleashes flurry of massively overpowered blows reducing your nervous system into fine paste. You are very dead.
Red emergency lights flash on and you can see again. On middle of the room is a growing pile of screaming flesh. You can also see two fresh corpses created by Ivan.
>Ok guys, listen closely because I'm going to explain this only once. We have an anomaly in our hands, two actually. And with worst possible timing with Ivan going berserk. Somebody created flesh horror in the rec room. Somebody with an Avatar he's not supposed to have. Deal with it before I have to vent whole inmate section into space. The flesh horror, I mean. I'll deal with the culprit if he's still alive after this is done.
>Second anomaly is you guys. More than half of you are supposed to be still in stasis and rest down on the colony saving people. And you are. How do you manage to be in two places at same time is beyond me, but that's why we have science guys. In addition Nyars has disappeared. Probably related to your appearance. We'll sort that out afterwards. Assuming there's anything left to sort. We'll see.
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