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Replay Mission 5 (Serial Mind Control)

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Einsteinian Roulette (Few centuries before Mission 1)

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Total Members Voted: 7

[AoshimaMichio]

Do you mind if I soil your almost pristine sub board with minimalistic, totally non-canon, non-serious and extremely ER themed RTD reliving some old events, such as IVAN berserking? Probably also short-lived, depending of people.

Sure, just make sure to indicate that it's a side story thing and not directly connected to the main game, to prevent any confusion amongst newbies.

So with blessings of pw here's a minimalistic game. NOTE: THIS GAME IS NOT THE EINSTEINIAN ROULETTE, just a side thing for fun. Anything that happens here has absolutely no effect of actual reality of ER.
Also possibly very silly game, breaking what is possible and what isn't.

You will play as your current character, with its current gear and knowledge. If your PC has less than three missions done, you can pick 10 tokens worth of gear from armory.
If you have no character, then you can pick 19 tokens worth of crap from armory.
For maximum fun Xan can be The Thing, and Miya can be a crippled man in a wheelchair.

Spoiler: Fight 4: Avatar of War aka. Miyamoto vs Everybody (click to show/hide)

People are dissatisfied with leadership and are filing complaints via high speed projectiles. Miyamoto is disappointed with underling perfomance.

Spoiler: Fight 3: Capture of flag (click to show/hide)

Traitorous ex-ARM UWM sympathizers have location of Steve's brains! Go and recover the data!

Deaths:
Tek - Lost arms to Lars and did suicide with nuke.
Steve Saint - Died under mysterious circumstances.
Thaddeus - Crushed by Flint.
Flint - Zayne crushed his cockpit with magnetic manip.
Ronald - Died under mysterious circumstances.
Ryan - Killed by late Flint's claymores.
Zayne - Killed by late Flint's claymores.
Charles - MK III assisted suicide against a wall.
Lyra - Damaged her invisibility fur and got cut half by Han.
Johnothen - This heretic's upper body was partially evaporated by Lars' enormous spiritual presence HEP.
Miyamoto - Punishment delivered by Brother Lars. "Amen."

Spoiler: Fight 2: Erik (click to show/hide)

You are walking in a hallway of some sort temple and Erik appears. Erik is synthflesh man with four arms, and kinetic amps embedded in fists and feets. He is very dangerous man.

Deads:
Thaddeus - Burned and exploded himself.
Eddie Gracerei - Torso exploded by Erik's kick.
Dubley - Died from after effects of HALLELUJAH.
Steve Saint - Killed by Miya's gravity crush.
Jason - Standard Ice-9 death by Charles.
Ronald - Microwave amp assisted suicide while empowering Erik.
Xan - Impaled by Ice-9.
Zayne - Impaled by Ice-9.
Bartolomew - Impaled by Ice-9.
Jason - Impaled by Ice-9 again.
Dubley - Suicide via The Coordinates.
Ryan - Cauterized his lungs with microwave amp.
Miyamoto - Used manipulator to become one with burning namite.

Spoiler: Fight 1: Ivan (click to show/hide)

So, Ivan, our resident proto-altered cicada demon just sent a guy flying and ripped half of his limbs off.

You are there, in the rec room, as your current character (if you have one, otherwise just someone freshly unfrozen body) with gear and knowledge you posess currently. Let's see if you can beat him faster than last time?

Debrief.

Deaths:
Bartholomew: Burned to death by Thaddeus.
Brother Lars: Decapitated by Ivan.
Han: turned into red paste by Ivan.
Thaddeus: Suicide via wall.
Zayne: Torn into pieces by Ivan.

[Radio Controlled]

Can I play?

[AoshimaMichio]

Of course you can play. Everybody can play.

E: Oh, right. The Avatar. Well, make your own doors like you are used to.

[tryrar]

Heh, yancy currently has a Spektr, goop thrower, and an armored exo for the black ops mission, so he'd actually be one of the better choices to relive the Ivan fight . In

[NAV]

In.

[renegadelobster]

In

[Nikitian]

In!

[Illgeo]

Ha. In.

[Toaster]

Sure, why not?  I haven't gotten the battlesuit yet, so it's fair.

[Radio Controlled]

Of course you can play. Everybody can play.
E: Oh, right. The Avatar. Well, make your own doors like you are used to.

Aww, was hoping you'd forget that.

Anyways, use manip to create a rippling wave of force and/or suck away air to drag/suck Ivan into the hangar.

Then, start tapdancing on top of him.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Illgeo]

I failed in tapdancing last time.
Tesla slash IVAN.

[Shaporia]

In!

Zayne flops his broken arm at Ivan.

[tryrar]

Spektr. Xray. No other words needed(ie fire the specktr in xray mode at Ivan)

[NAV]

Laser cannon. Pew pew pew.

[Nikitian]

Well, guess it's time for some ClF₃ goodness! Throw a chemical grenade at Ivan.