keep it up
[6] endlessblaze works out to the point that he resembles Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. If he was a Cat, That is...
endlessblaze is now freakishly strong and gets a +2 to Strength Rolls! Be more eldritch. Aura of blinding feline love purrhaps? As in, they literally go blind. And obsess over felines in a loving manner.
[3] Kevak tries his best to spread love and peace in an attempt to gain Eldritch Power, But it didn't work as planned...
In Other News, An Orphanage has randomly burned down!Frantically call 911. Grandma's life is at stake!
[5] birdy51 calls the Police and somehow manages to convey exactly what he wanted to using only meows. They show up and wake up The Crazy Old Cat Lady, who is very grateful.
birdy51 is now Favored by The Crazy Old Cat Lady!Grow two extra pairs of legs, then use them to help me climb on things and be Spider-cat
[2] Aslandus tries to be a Spider Cat but trips and shatters The Fine China!
Sneak into a human lesson about persuading cats.
Hire a trainer to train our cat army in fighting techniques
Awesome game
[1] Generally me shows up at a Furry Convention,
ShudderGenerally me is now Emotionally Traumatized!Seek European allies for my side the Hungarian cat war.
[3] Huzzah! Austria and Bulgaria join Forces with Prophet!
[4] VS [2] And Hungary quickly falls to the Might of the Prophet, and Romania is soon to fall. In other news, Username Puns are fun!
SUMMON THE ACTUAL WARP(LOOK AT 40K) DEMONS OF COMMUNISM
[1] poketwo manages to summon Liberal Angels!
[2+2=4] VS [4+2=6] After a Long Arduous Struggle the Liberal Angels are slain.
Project my voice to the main leaders of international news networks to make them further an agenda of cat friendlyness
Practice telekinesis
[4] Well, They don't exactly do what you intended, But hey, It works.
Half of The Entire Media now Worships Detoxicated!Consolidate the empire. Strengthen the troops, and integrate the fleet into the organization.
edit: it's a fun game so far. 
[2] Damn, The Ships don't go there!
[6] The Economy Explodes and now Ozarck is drowning in Tuna!
The Cat Fleet has been Destroyed!Wait a minute, aren't I supposed to be able to float in the air for short intervals of time?
Make a deal with the Warp Daemons to become cool again in exchange for becoming their diplomat! I will spread the greatness of communism peacefully!
Oops, Yes you are!
[3+2-1=4] Fortunately the Warp Daemons don't mount your head on a Pole, But they don't really want a Diplomat and hope Sl4cker can find a job.
Bap the Very Large Mass of what looks like 8 and a half Mice merged together on the nose (or most noselike nose) with a front paw. Use the high ground from being owner of the cat tree if necessary.
Response to GM note: It is awesome. I very rarely come to this section of the forum, let alone post in it. So you gotta be doing something right.
[6] Greiger punches the 8 and a half Mice into OBLIVION!
Greiger has gained the OBLIVION PUNCH ability!Develop fire-breathing and wings.
Declare myself ruler of the Crazy Old Cat Lady`s house.
[4] Ama grows a Bat Wing! Now all he needs is another to go with it!
ENLIST A MOTLEY BAND OF LOCAL SMALL PETS AND HUMAN CHILDREN TO MY CAUSE
BEGIN PLANNING A VARIETY OF NEFARIOUS AND PROFITABLE VENTURES AS I TAKE CONTROL OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
[3] Yoink recruits a Few small Children and a Poodle into his army, But the Local Biker Gang isn't to happy about it...
[6-2=4] VS [2+1=3] Surprisingly, Yoink's tiny gang actually holds it's own!
Cast healing spells to get the crazy cat lady out of the coma
[2] Well Now she's Unconscious! Good Job!
Colect an army of eskimo bear cats. Regardless of where polar bears and cat hybrids live.
[5] SaberToothTiger enlists several Thousand Eskimo Bear Cats into his army!
Make mice fur clothing, and go out to fight bad things
[5] Salsacookies proceeds to Vigilante the heck out the mice corpses.
Crime has Plummeted Nation-Wide!Contemplate the cat-cosmos
[4] It's definitely Big, That's for sure.
PLAYERS
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Kevak: Slightly Eldritch, +1 to Intimidation Rolls.
blazing glory: Is a Siamese Cat.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: Novice Healing Wizard.
Ama: Has Two Heads.
Prophet: Overlord of Hungary.
SaberToothTiger: All around Badass, +1 to Combat/Intimidation Related Rolls. Knows Human Language.
Ozarck: Excellent Military Leader, +1 to Military Strategy Rolls. Access to the Cat Population of the USA and Canada.
Generally me: Cat Overlord of all of the USA and Canada. Access to the Cat Population of the USA and Canada. Hooked on Steroids.
poketwo: Filthy Communist, Leader of 30 Million Communist Polar Bears.
Sl4cker: Knows the True Meaning of Friendship, +2 to Diplomacy Rolls, Cursed by Fate, -1 to all Rolls. He's Light Blue.
Detoxicated: Feline Samurai Master, +2 to Melee Combat Rolls. He's a Cat Ghost, Has World-Wide Voice Projection Powers.
Yoink: Belongs to Freakishly Rich Billionaire, Is a Feline Hutt. Owns a Sarlacc Pit. Has Psychic Powers.
NPCS
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Communist Warp Daemons: They're Demons, +1 to all Combat Rolls.
Crazy Old Cat Lady: She Owns all of the Cats besides Yoink.
Socialist Penguins: Kings of The South Pole.
((I'll fill out the Traits when I have time. Sorry.))
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