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Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:15:23 pm »
https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/583324744998621184

This would be very fun indeed. Let's hope the clowns stay in Russia and kill only homophobes.
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2015, 02:42:10 pm »
Hahahaha, great find! Oh no! Not the poison crab moths that's spit webs, noooooo!
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Quote from: mate888 on July 20, 2015, 06:33:40 pm
And so it begins...
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2015, 04:51:36 pm »
Don't worry, the clowns won't leave survivors so there will be no one left to mourn our deaths and despair
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2015, 05:04:44 pm »
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2015, 05:13:00 pm »
Kola reached something like 12 km back in 89... that's over 7 miles... pretty lame not even doing enough research to have the joke include something like "after drilling two miles deeper than Kola" or something... though Kola only went a third of the way through the crust.
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2015, 05:31:27 pm »
Oh wow, bringing the science! Good info. Dang, they are far above the magma layer, the clowns are mining! Just wait until the core in journey to the center of the earth is discovered just below hell!  :P
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Quote from: mate888 on July 20, 2015, 06:33:40 pm
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2015, 06:37:27 pm »
That they've reported anything at all is proof enough that the clown cat didn't kill them, but how long can they keep up the war of attrition against the endless horde of demons? I guess they could floor it over but the FPS in Russia is pretty low, even way out in Siberia it hangs out around 30, 40 tops.
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2015, 08:26:28 pm »
Everyone knows that if hell is real, it's in New Jersey. 
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2015, 08:50:48 pm »
Quote from: AceSV on April 01, 2015, 08:26:28 pm
Everyone knows that if hell is real, it's in New Jersey.

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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2015, 09:07:20 pm »
Quote from: AceSV on April 01, 2015, 08:26:28 pm
Everyone knows that if hell is real, it's in New Jersey.

Hahaha!!  :P can I sig that? I have no actual quarrels but that is just too good!
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Quote from: mate888 on July 20, 2015, 06:33:40 pm
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2015, 12:43:43 am »
Friend of mine is from New Jersey, later we found out he is Puerto Rican, I said "wow, that's like a double whammy huh?" to which he responded with a perfect deadpan: "how very inappropriate, thank you"... later he moved to Seattle, and I got him to play some DF.

Now we joke about him going to hell, i.e. Jersey, or some place worse, i.e. Snooki.
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2015, 12:57:44 am »
Sounds like a summary of a creepypasta. Russian drill digs deep and digs up hell.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2015, 01:07:39 am »
Worth noting that Kola stopped because the temperatures got up over 180 F and they estimated that at the 44k feet they were hoping to reach it would have been higher than 300 F at which point the drill bit would no longer function.
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2015, 01:12:10 am »
Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!

Really though, this sounds like a tweet based on the Well to Hell hoax.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
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Re: Russian scientists have discovered an eerie cavern.
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2015, 04:25:15 am »
Quote from: Max™ on April 02, 2015, 01:07:39 am
Worth noting that Kola stopped because the temperatures got up over 180 F and they estimated that at the 44k feet they were hoping to reach it would have been higher than 300 F at which point the drill bit would no longer function.

Use tungsten bits etc. then build magma forges.
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