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[endlessblaze]

Do a barrel roll!

This, because it's a reference, I love references. (Especially the ones I get)

[origamiscienceguy]

Do a barrel roll!

You spin yourself inside the tank so fast that you become a gyroscope and roll the tank over several more soldiers. You have to stop before you get too dizzy. Another mortar is fired, and the other tank lines up for another shot.

[endlessblaze]

Evade the shot and counter with a shot of our own. AIM FOR THE LUANCHER THE TIMEEEEEEE

[origamiscienceguy]

Evade the shot and counter with a shot of our own. AIM FOR THE LUANCHER THE TIMEEEEEEE

You roll the tank a few more times and line up a shot for the mortar. The mortar team was just loading another shot, when your bullet smashed into it. The result was catastrophic (for them) as the entire section of the camp explodes and a larger section goes up in flames. All that stands against you are about a hundred soldiers, 90 of which just got injured by their own mortar, and another tank. You are too dizzy to move the tank again, and the other tank just shout out your right tread, so that isn't an option now either.

[germanyfrance]

Launch your mortar (I assume your tank has a mortar) straight up, and close the hatch and brace.

[endlessblaze]

Launch your mortar (I assume your tank has a mortar) straight up, and close the hatch and brace.

WHAT!? WHY?

[origamiscienceguy]

Launch your mortar (I assume your tank has a mortar) straight up, and close the hatch and brace.

You launch your mortar straight up, and cower in a corner of the tank. The enemy soldiers are apparently idiots, because they climbed on your tank to get in it again. The explosion kills all of them, and rips the turret off of the tank. You get tossed around a bit, but are otherwise unharmed. The ropes tying your legs fall off though. You are essentially sitting in a metal bathtub now. And the bathtub is on fire. The only opposition is the tank a couple hundred yards away.

[WillowLuman]

Climb out opposite the other tank so they don't see you, hide behind your ruined tank as cover. If they come closer, ambush!

[germanyfrance]

Not exactly what I was expecting, but that works.

Climb out of the tank, grab a piece of scrap metal as a shield, and charge the other tank.

[endlessblaze]

Ahhhh...killing the idiots.

Not bad.

Wait....what were you expecting?

[origamiscienceguy]

Climb out opposite the other tank so they don't see you, hide behind your ruined tank as cover. If they come closer, ambush!

Climb out of the tank, grab a piece of scrap metal as a shield, and charge the other tank.

You hide behind your tank, and hear the other tank coming closer. They are probably looking for survivors, and they assume you are dead. Once they are close enough, you charge while carrying a broken piece of armor. The machine gun aims and fires on you, but your shield protects you. 

[germanyfrance]

Ahhhh...killing the idiots.

Not bad.

Wait....what were you expecting?

I was expecting it to launch our tank into the other one.

[WillowLuman]

Captain-Whatevercountrywe'refrom their gun off with the shield!

[origamiscienceguy]

Captain-Whatevercountrywe'refrom their gun off with the shield!

You toss your piece of metal in the turret ring, jamming it and preventing it from turning.

[germanyfrance]

Hijack this tank as well!!