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Author Topic: Bay12 Zerglings: HUGO SMASH! Also Kill Stealing and Tactical Corpses.  (Read 35197 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #105 on: May 07, 2015, 07:21:51 pm »

Use body as shield.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #106 on: May 07, 2015, 07:30:19 pm »

In exagerated fashion tear into the goblin meat, hopefully scaring orcs by being dragon-y.
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #107 on: May 07, 2015, 07:36:22 pm »

((... orc with M16? He clearly is using it incorrectly! M16's work much better as clubs!))
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FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #108 on: May 07, 2015, 08:02:49 pm »

SUMMON MORE SCYTHERS 
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Aslandus

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #109 on: May 07, 2015, 10:17:55 pm »

If the adventures continue like this then "Bay 12 Zerg rush adventures" might be a more appropriate title...

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #110 on: May 07, 2015, 11:11:38 pm »

PTW
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highmax28

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #111 on: May 07, 2015, 11:34:06 pm »

If the adventures continue like this then "Bay 12 Zerg rush adventures" might be a more appropriate title...
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want that M16. My avatar would probably get a bonus for it being from a game that has LOTS of guns and robbery.

Or I could just have psycho clown powers. That works
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #112 on: May 08, 2015, 12:30:34 am »

Oh great... They have 5 hp...

Hide behind Salsacookies. Grab a rock and chuck it at the orc gunman.
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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #113 on: May 08, 2015, 01:11:35 am »

Waitlist pls
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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #114 on: May 08, 2015, 03:24:11 am »

Me, too.

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IcyTea31

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #115 on: May 08, 2015, 08:21:40 am »

Waitlist me, please.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Bay12 Heroes: Let's try this again!
« Reply #117 on: May 09, 2015, 11:22:05 pm »

Salsacookies increases his maximum magic capacity, and cowers behind the others!
Dermonster takes defensive action with the corpse!
Mlamlah casts Terror!
Orc 1 is too afraid to do anything!
poketwo casts Summon Scyther!
Peradon hides behind Salsacookies and throws a rock at the gunman, but it bounces off his cover!



~Enemies~

Orc 1 cowers in fear!
Orc 2 cuts Dermonster's body shield in half!
Orc 3 cuts Dermonster!
Dermonster takes 2 damage from the orc's sword!
Dermonster dies!
Orc 4 fires his M16 at Salsacookies!
Salsacookies takes 3 damage from the bullets!
Salasacookies dies!
Scyther slashes poketwo with his claws!
Poketwo takes 2 damage!
Poketwo dies!



Orc 1 | HP: 5/5
Orc 2 | HP: 5/5
Orc 3 | HP: 5/5
Orc 4 | HP: 5/5
Scyther | HP: 4/4

Dermonster | HP: 0/2 | MP: 1/1
Peradon | HP: 2/2 | MP: 1/1
Salsacookies | HP: 0/2 | MP: 0/2
Mlamlah | HP: 2/2 | MP: 0/1
poketwo | HP: 0/2 | MP: 0/1
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Dermonster

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Re: Bay12 Zerglings: Let's try this again!
« Reply #118 on: May 09, 2015, 11:42:23 pm »

Are you just churning through us because you don't want to run this or something?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Orange Wizard

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Re: Bay12 Zerglings: Let's try this again!
« Reply #119 on: May 09, 2015, 11:54:57 pm »

Try asking to go on the waitlist again.
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