((Thanks, i was thinking how to make my move, but u made everything i guess 
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Bob: "Greetings! I had questions to you and so i came here. How about a bit of pizza while we talking?"
#Smiles, opens pizza
"Eh? Questions? Oh, fine, these old bones need a rest anyway. Come over here and sit a while." He puts out two lawnchairs and motions for you to sit down. He grabs two slices of pizza, giving one to the dog. The great dane happily eats, with lots of slobbering as a result.
"All right, what do you want to know, eh?"Punch spandex dude in the face. If succesful say: "Can't say you saw that coming" for extra cool points.
(spandex [2] vs you [5]) Spandex closes the distance between the two of you in a couple of short strides. He twirls around and kicks with his leg at just above waist height. You take the kick and grab a hold of his leg, pinning it between your arm and your torso. You take a quick step backwards, throwing the guy off balance. Then you lash out with a mean right hook, showing everyone that sometimes strength does beat dexterity. Spandex falls to ground. He tries to get back up, but he's too dazed and out of it to even get off of the floor.
"Can't say you saw that coming", you say in what you think is a rather cool way. The other two spadex dudes jump up. One pulls out a pair of nunchucks.
"Impossibru! The disciples of The Khan won't be beaten so easily!"Try to hide.
You scuttle over to some rubble and hide between to rather sturdy looking pieces of ceiling that make a nice inpromptu tent. You sit in the darkness of your indoor refuge, completely hidden from any casual observers.
Throw the wooden arm behind them to distract them. If it works, blast them away with the revolver akimbo goodness.
"I'm gonna win this fight hands down."
Drop kick the dirty overalls guy while he's distracted.
"OI BLOODY-BACKS, LOOKING FOR A DANCE?"
As bob carefully makes his way closer to the group, Rick puts both of his revolvers back in their holsters. He picks up the wooden arm and throws it over the heads of the grenadiers. They look up for just a moment, including the guy in overalls. Bob takes this moment to spring into actions, setting off like an olympic runner.
"OI BLOODY-BACKS, LOOKING FOR A DANCE?" He yells as he jumps and puts his feet first, a move that wouldn't be out of place in Street fighter 8: ultimate platinum diamond championship final director's cut edition. [6+1->3+1] The guy in overalls has no time to react before he's jump kicked in the stomach. Bob may have gone just slightly overboard though, and the two of them wind up in heap. The grenadiers, reacting to the scuffle behind them, turn their heads and lower their guns.
"I'm gonna win this fight hands down.", Rick says as he emerges from the stairway.
[1+1] He pulls out his first revolver and shoots at the first grenadier in line, only managing to his the lamppost to his left. [4+1] He pulls out his next pistol and goes akimbo, putting a satisfying one-two into the second greandier, who goes down. [6+1->1+1] He unloads on the third grandier, shooting him a total of 4 shots into him. [2+1] The fourth grenadier tries to shoot back, but Rick swings his arm around and puts a clutch shot in its arm, making the grenadiers shot go wide. [5+1] Just as the fifth grenadier turns back to rick, he aims both revolvers simultaneously and fires both at once, putting a hole through each eye. [6+1->3+1] The sixth grenadier is faster on the draw and manages to actually aim. Rick just spins around and the shot whizzes past his ear. His arm shoots up and he puts his last bullet right between the grenadiers eyes. As Rick stands there in his rather cool pose, one arm levelled at his enemies, four grenadiers are down. His revolvers are also dry. Muffled fighting can be heard from the heap that contains Bob and the guy in overalls.
"Fools! For everyone you destroy I will send ten more! I am the puppetmaster, I will rule this city! UNHAND ME!!""This is one weird day alright.."
Just sorta go check on the others.
You go check on the other students. By the time you get back to the classroom, EMT's have started to evacuate the students. The guy and girl who helped you earlier break off from the rest of the group and head over towards you. They've both got thermal blankets over their shoulders. They thank you for everything you've done and you exchange phone numbers before they're herded off.
You're escorted to an emergency care center just outside of the school and given first aid. They patch up any wounds you've got and ask if you'd like some counselling after the traumatic terrorist attack you've been through.
Spruce Spanner
Spruce comes home to his appartment, carrying a great big box filled with books. How lucky he is, some old coot died and his grandchildren were selling off his entire library for peanuts! He sorts out the books and puts them in their respectful sections on his bookshelves. There's a lot of novels in here, along with history and science books. Two books in particular stand out, though. One is bound in red leather with gold lined pages, and its title is some strange script. On the first page is the title again, with a stranslation written beneath it: "Canergak's animunculi". It seems to be a collection fo steampunk-ish contraptions and tools, but a lot of it sounds pretty weird and arcane at first glance. The second odd book is deep dark leather. It bears no title on the cover. On the first page are only three words, written with shaky handwriting: "daemones et diis"
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