Knock the guy out, and clean up the blood.
You heave your mop overhead and bring the handle down on the guys head. hard. Both of them are now unconscious on the floor. You rinse your mop in your bucket of water and get working on cleaning up the blood. You're just about done when the guard storms out of the door, panting and pistol in hand.
"CEASE AND DES-oh hey, they're out. I saw the guy threatening you on the cctv and came running. Man, whoever thought it was a good idea to put the monitors behind three bulkheads five flights of stairs down should really be shot. Anyway, I'll tie their hands and call the cops. I think you've some early leave."Jump up and push the staggering guy over. Try to pin him to the ground with the chair while kicking at the other guy to keep him away.
"BET YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN!"
[4] You jump up and push the staggering guy to the ground. You quickly smack him in the face with the chair. [4] vs [2] You then deliver a quick spinning kick to the other guy who thought he was real ninja sneaking up on you, right in his stomach. The sneaky guy topples over, groaning in pain. The staggering one tries to get up again, but you throw the chair against his face. Victoly is youls.
(lol it looks like my rolls are too good 
Lol i like how other Bob wrecks kung-fu )
Bob takes gun and calms Thug:
1 more word and police wont be able to recognize you, pop.
Bob, taking a decidedly unconventionel approach to getting the mugger to shut up, takes the gun and points it between his eyes. The robbers face goes white and all he says is a very quiet
"My gang is going to be so pissed" before he shuts up completely. The police arrive some 15 minutes later and take the guy away, but also the gun.
The cashier is so relieved with how everything turned out that he gives you two big boxes of your favourite chewing gum.
Start wedgying the guy while he's rolling up his sleeves.
The gentleman wannabe hands his coat to his partner and starts rolling up his sleeves.
[6]
"Now, the rules of the duel are as follows. firstly-"
He never gets much further than that, because while his back was turned toward you, you strike like a coiled snake. Years of experience mean that you grab his underwear just right and heave with all your strenght.You actually manage to lift the guy off of his feet for a second and manage to pull the underwear over his head. He falls down, crying and trying in vain to get the underwear to stop crushing the family jewels. Unfortunately, you had so much fun doing this that you didn't quite see the other gentleman wannabe ditch the coat and grab his cane. He twists the head and out comes a dagger.
"En garde, thug!"[5] vs [6] He lunges towards you, but you just grab the dagger in your hand and punch him in the face with your other hand. The dagger wasn't all that sharp, but it's still left a nasty gash in your hand. The second gentleman wannabe spits out some blood and a tooth.
"You may have disarmed me, but I shall not yield. Avaunt, villain!"Find another weapon, in case the woman attacks.
You slam the door shut before the woman gets to do anything. Standing with your back against the door for a moment, panting, you quickly go over what other weapons you've got lying around to go with the bear mace.
You see an umbrella near the shoe rack. You also remember having a rolling pin and a cheap 10$ chinese knife. You could also pick up any random thing you've got lying around and chuck it at them, but those are the only things that come to mind in your semi-panicked state. You can still hear the guy in the hallway, faintly screaming something about eye soup.
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