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poketwo

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Total Members Voted: 15

[Andres]

I spin up my potato minigun

[2] YOU SPIN A POTATO. IT DOESN'T WORK. THE SKEELTON IS GETTING CLOSER.

Ask if my personal text inspired GM

[4] YOU SUCCESSFULLY ASK THE GM IF THE GAME WAS INSPIRED BY YOUR PERSONAL TEXT. THE GM REPLIES: "No."

Tell him to get back in the closet

[6] THE SKELETON IS IN THE CLOSET BUT NOW YOU ARE PUDDING BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SKELETON 2 SPOOKY

BURN THE WITCH!

[1] YOUR LIGHTER ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH AND NOW THE WITCH HAS MADE THREE MORE SKELETONS. OH NOOOOOOOOO

Wait a minute, Patrick... IM THE SKELETON

[5] You are the skeleton. There's a delicious-looking person waving a potato in front of you.

Punch Nidilap.

Punch Nidilap.

slam my jaw at Urist's hand to break it.

[6 vs 2] Urist: YOU PUNCH NIDILAP THE SKELETON SO HARD HE EXPLODES AND HIS SKELETON ESSENCE EXPLODES INTO YOU. You are now the skeleton.
Nidilap: *YOU ARE DEAD*

Berate skeleton for being out of uniform.
What kind of skeleton war is this?!

[2] THE SKELTONS FELLING WAS HURT AND NOW HE'S RUNNING AFTER YOU. THIS IS BAAAAAAD.

Berate the skeleton. Like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkKkHmFOfKE

[2] YOUR SCREAMING HAS ATTRACTED THE SKEELETON'S SKELETON FRIEND. A SKELETON IS COMING TO YOU NOW.

RAISE AN ARMY OF UNDEAD USING BLOODMAGIC

[5] YOU HAVE 5 ZOMBIE MINIONS

Come to the horrifying realization that there's a skeleton inside me

[3] YOU PUKE ON THE GROUND AND DEFECATE YOURSELF. YOU HAVE TO GET THIS SKELETON OUTSIDE OF YOU!

Go potty.

[3] YOU WISELY DECIDE TO USE THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU SOIL YOURSELF FROM FEAR BUT YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND THE SKELETON CAN SEE YOU!

Nuke the skeleton.

Then run.

[3] THE NUKE DOESN'T EXPLOSDE BUT YOU RAN AWAY A BIT.

hug skeleton mb he got spooked too by me :3 <3<3

[2] THE SKELETON IS NOT SPOOKED AND NOW HE HAS YOU. *CRITICAL SPOOKINESS!!!*

[poketwo]

EXPAND ZOMBIE ARMY BY RAISING THE DEAD OF AN NEARBY VILLAGE

[Dorsidwarf]

Exorcise the skeleton of everyone nearby with a ball peen hammer and the power of love.

[Salsacookies]

Yay! Have a Fab Pudding Party!

[Peradon]

Get a new nuke, and explode that one!

[Aslandus]

Grab a longsword and become SKELETON MAN! The greatest hero the city plagued by crime has ever seen!

Attempt to spot the heinous villain in disguise Skin Man in the crowd

[Wolfkit]

In absence of a potato minigun, utilize arcane lore to turn all potatos into high explosives. Then start throwing them at the skeletons, zombies, and anything remotely spooky.

[Urist Arrhenius]

Use critical spookiness to become an UBERSKELETON!

[Nidilap]

Um, be alive again? But with flesh and stuff; also a calcium, to try to attract the skeltals away from friends?

[Yoink]

"Bugger off Mister Skeleton, I'm trying to void my bowels here!"

>Shame skeleton into giving me some privacy

[Sl4cker]

Magically give the skeletons extreme calcium deficiency, thus making them more susceptible to attacks!

[Delekates]

Hug harder! Skeleton needs some love <3

[Lord_lemonpie]

Thank mister skeltal and pray for le good calcium

[Generally me]

Create a cat. Call him Jim. Give him a top hat.

[Andres]

EXPAND ZOMBIE ARMY BY RAISING THE DEAD OF AN NEARBY VILLAGE

[1] YOU SACRIFICE YOUR ZOMBIES TO RAISE THE DEAD BUT THEY'RE ALL SKEELETONS. SKELETONS EVERYWHERE AND NO ZOMBIES TO HELP. SPOOKY LEVELS ARE DANGEROUSLY HIGH.

Exorcise the skeleton of everyone nearby with a ball peen hammer and the power of love.

[6] YOU EXORCISE THE SPOOKY, SCARY SKELETON AND FALL IN LOVE WITH THE BALL PEEN HAMMER.

Yay! Have a Fab Pudding Party!

[4] YOU PARTY AND THE SKELETON SEEMS JEALOUS. SPOOKY LEVELS TENTATIVELY RISING.

Get a new nuke, and explode that one!

[2] YOU GET A NEW NUKE AND YOU EXPLODE THE NUKE BUT IT WASN'T ARMED SO NOW YOU ONLY HAVE NO HANDS AND A SKELETOR IS STILL THERE. THIS COULD BE TROUBLE MAYBE.

Grab a longsword and become SKELETON MAN! The greatest hero the city plagued by crime has ever seen!

Attempt to spot the heinous villain in disguise Skin Man in the crowd

[6] YOU SKELETON MAN, THE GREATEST HERO THE CITY PLAGUED BY CRIME HAS EVER SEEN! YOU SPOT THE HEINOUS VILLAIN IN DISGUISE SKIN MAN IN THE CROWD BY HIS SKIN AND YOU HAVE SKIN AND YOU ARE SECRETLY SKIN MAN! SPOOKY?

In absence of a potato minigun, utilize arcane lore to turn all potatos into high explosives. Then start throwing them at the skeletons, zombies, and anything remotely spooky.

[1] YOU FAIL TO USE ANY ARCANE LORE BUT THE POTATOES BLOW UP ANYWAY. *YOU ARE DEAD*

Use critical spookiness to become an UBERSKELETON!

[4] Critical spookiness? Yeah you could probably use that to become an UBERSKELETON but there isn't any. You still manage to evolve to a giant skeleton so congrats.

Um, be alive again? But with flesh and stuff; also a calcium, to try to attract the skeltals away from friends?

SILLY NIDILAP DEAD THINGS CANNOT BE ALIVE SEPT FOR SKELETONS [3] WHICH YOU AREN'T.

"Bugger off Mister Skeleton, I'm trying to void my bowels here!"

>Shame skeleton into giving me some privacy

[4] THE SKELETON CLOSES HIS EYES AND TURNS AROUND AND YOU SPOOP YOURSELF IN THE TOILET. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Magically give the skeletons extreme calcium deficiency, thus making them more susceptible to attacks!

[2] FAILURE.

Hug harder! Skeleton needs some love <3

[3-3=0] NO! NO NO NO NO NO! 2SPOOKY! 2SPOOKY! *2SPOOKY*

Thank mister skeltal and pray for le good calcium

[4] YOU THANK mister skeltal AND SUCCESSFULLY PRAY FOR LE GOOD CALCIUM. mister skeltal STOPS MOVING. SPOOKYNESS PAUSED. ((Please end your bolding with an end-bolder next time.))

Create a cat. Call him Jim. Give him a top hat.

[4] YOU CALL YOUR CAT JIM AND GIVE HIM A TOP HAT. THIS TAKES AWAY FROM YOUR SPOOK BUT THE SKELETON IS STILL THERE AND YOU MIGHT GET SPOOKED AGAIN.

((How do you use abbr without typing it out? Which button do I press?))