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Jonah Mendez
"I'm telling you, I have a theory on how its happening!" Cries Jonah over the phone. He had been arguing with the site manager for just over an hour, trying to get access to SPC-151. "It's in interdimentional gateway! All the tests show that water appears in the victims lungs, after 30 minutes. If I can get a class D to view the painting, while on an artificial lung, we can open him up watch it happen! Heck, maybe we found a source of infinite water!"
The site manager on the other end of the phone goes silent. "You can have it for 1 hour. Thats it. After that, get it back to the warehouse." He says after several seconds of silence.
"You wont regret this!" says Jonah, as he hangs up. He walks to the other end of the laboratory, laboratory C-62, and grabs a list of class D subjects. He picks one randomly off the list, then goes to the phone again.
"Hello? Yes, yes. I need a Class D. Yes, subject 298-D84. Name is Donny Salami. Yes, I need him restrained and delivered to C-62 right away. Oh, and prep him for lung surgery. No anesthetics, we need him awake." He then hangs up and calls someone else.
"Hey, I need a guard to get me artifact SCP-151. No, I dont care who gets it, I just need it now. Oh, and bring in a doctor too. We need to operate on someone."
After the phone calls, he sits back and relaxes, waiting for his ticket to a promotion...