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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #270 on: April 17, 2015, 09:00:41 pm »

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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #271 on: April 17, 2015, 10:37:18 pm »

Also, just for future reference, I have 1 hp. So, I can die... really, really easily....
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #272 on: April 18, 2015, 10:09:30 am »


Well, at least we're not completely screwed.
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #273 on: April 18, 2015, 10:10:55 am »

Also, just for future reference, I have 1 hp. So, I can die... really, really easily....

It's okay, I've got 10 HP, so I'll go in front.
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #274 on: April 18, 2015, 10:21:30 am »

Ok, I'll send out a bolt of light at the leader...
Again...

But I can only do that once, can't I?
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #275 on: April 18, 2015, 12:14:49 pm »

Ok, I'll send out a bolt of light at the leader...
Again...

But I can only do that once, can't I?

I think it's once per day, but you last zapped him two days ago.
Tawa's our resident expert on magic, so he'd probably know more than I would. I'll write it up so that's what you'll do. I was going to suggest zapping his face and then running like bitches into the catacombs anyways.
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #276 on: April 18, 2015, 12:23:33 pm »

You can cast one spell today before having to hide behind meatshields.

Hence why I'm going to wait until the right time to cast a spell, myself.
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #277 on: April 18, 2015, 02:31:37 pm »

You can cast one spell today before having to hide behind the one meatshield we have in our party.

ftfy  :D
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #278 on: April 18, 2015, 02:46:36 pm »

Also, Vilkas Varcolac translates (albeit from two different languages) into Wolf Werewolf.
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #279 on: April 18, 2015, 02:55:05 pm »

Because every enemy that can speak, I'm going to try to convince them to say "Buffalo" seven times....

I'm thinking along these lines:
"Hey, before you kill me, I got something to show you: When you say buffalo seven times, it makes everyone else in the room Fart. Fantastic for clearing rooms out. Here, you try it!"

Boom. Instant win. Because curiosity always kills the cat werewolf.

I suddenly imagined something along the lines of the Funniest Joke in the World sketch Monty Python did, except with more people being lit on fire.
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« Reply #280 on: April 18, 2015, 02:59:47 pm »

Because every enemy that can speak, I'm going to try to convince them to say "Buffalo" seven times....

I'm thinking along these lines:
"Hey, before you kill me, I got something to show you: When you say buffalo seven times, it makes everyone else in the room Fart. Fantastic for clearing rooms out. Here, you try it!"

Boom. Instant win. Because curiosity always kills the cat werewolf.

I suddenly imagined something along the lines of the Funniest Joke in the World sketch Monty Python did, except with more people being lit on fire.
Exactly...

Quick! We need to actually make this funny. We could rule the galaxy......
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #281 on: April 18, 2015, 03:18:32 pm »

While the three of you hop into the northeast woodpile nearest the altar, Pythios motions to Dampe to keep looking for a switch as he crouches next to the door, his broadsword drawn. Dampe approaches the altar to the north, slowly moving his hands along the its surface.

The door swings open and in walks a nasty-looking (and kind of scruffy) adventurer. The adventurer is clad in robes from head to toe, looking back to converse with someone else, and he never sees Pythios's broadsword run him through.
(2)
But with his dying breath, the nasty-looking (and kind of scruffy) adventurer manages to warn his companions.
"Gaaaaaaaak!"
"Lup, are you alright?"
"He's dead!"

Pythos pulls his blade out of the dead adventurer's body and steps back into the center of the chapel. The rest of the robed, nasty-looking (and kind of scruffy) adventurers, six in total, storm into the chapel and take up positions along the south wall, flanked by Vilkas Vārcolac, (also clad in a hooded robe) who carefully steps over the body of his fallen comrade.

"Ah, old Pythios. What a surprise. And you brought friends, too! I hope they'll be tastier than that goblin. He probably hadn't had a bath in ages."

Pythios makes a noise under his breath that could only be described as a growl.

Behind the altar, Dampe is still searching for a switch.

Vārcolac takes a step forward, as Pythios takes a step back to the north.

"The full moon is rising," one of the nasty-looking (and kind of scruffy) adventurers says to Vārcolac. "Would it be wise, sir?"

Vilkas just smiles.

As Vilkas steps forward, he removes his hood, and in the light of the moon, his shape begins to change, sprouting more hair on his face and growing taller. A lycanthrope! Soon the transformation is complete, and Vārcolac now stands seven and a half feet tall, and his appearance is now more wolf than man.

Pythios shouts back towards your party.

"Go! Find the hero's tomb, it may have something that could help you! I'll hold these bastards off for as long as I can!"

Vilkas just smiles a big, toothy werewolf grin.
"Sacrificing yourself for the others? How noble." With that, he leaps at Pythios.
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Caught off guard, Pythios has barely begun to bring his broadsword up to protect himself when Varcolac's fangs sink into his neck. Ripping out a huge chunk of Pythios's throat, Vilkas moves away and watches as Pythios makes a half-step backwards to the north before falling over, dead.

"Well, shit." Dampe says.

Vilkas sniffs at the air right before looking directly at your hiding place.

"The three of you hiding under that woodpile may come out now. Yes, I can smell you."

Realizing your cover has been blown, you step out from the woodpile and stand next to the altar.

"Oh," Vilkas says, as he stares at Plor. "It's you."

"I've found the switch. Get ready to run." Dampe whispers.

"Gotcha. Everybody look away." Plor replies.


Realizing what's about to happen, your party averts their eyes, Dampe flips the switch, and Plor casts a blinding spell of light directly onto Vilkas's eyeballs. (Again.)

A spiral staircase leading down is revealed behind the altar, and your party takes off running down the stairs.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! FUCK! HE DID IT AGAIN! AFTER THEM! I WANT THE WIZARD ALIVE! SLAY THE REST! GO!"  You can hear Varcolac screaming more obscenities as you dash down the stairs, followed by pounding footfalls and howls.

As you reach the bottom of the staircase, you find yourselves in a dimly lit room, with the bones of countless humans stacked high against the walls. Passageways branch off in every direction, like spokes on a wheel.
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #282 on: April 18, 2015, 03:38:19 pm »

Go left!

If they catch me, I'll tell him that to dispell the light, you say "Buffalo" seven times...............

Man these guys hate my guts...
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #283 on: April 18, 2015, 04:54:34 pm »

Man these guys hate my guts...

Well, to be fair, you did blind their leader.
Twice.
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Re: Anybody interested in playing some Dungeons and Dragons? (AD&D)
« Reply #284 on: April 18, 2015, 05:29:45 pm »

Cromwell follows our leader, master of flashing.

"Of course it's you they want alive!"
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