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Author Topic: OPPRESSION TOWER!: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!  (Read 2946 times)

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Right, so, funnily enough, something cool did come out of the thing to never speak of, and it was the art of constructing a giant tower for Derm, so, why not continue that? I'll do my best to keep this front page up to date with any finished towers that you guys create, and it can all go from there! Couple rules, though.
Always put the ASCII in an empty quote box (It's the small text box, next to the spoiler and code box), to help with cleanliness, and keep it in true type.
So, it would be like:
[ quote][ tt][/tt][/quote]
And You can always make a different tower from the one already being constructed, just go ['quote=Tower V2][/quote] or something like that (Without the apostrophe) and make your own!
Simple, right? Here, I'll even give you the towers already made!
Spoiler: Warning, massive. (click to show/hide)
That one isn't in a code box because I can't figure out how not to make it so squashed otherwise.
Spoiler: AlexanderTNT (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: OW's (click to show/hide)
Same with these.
Oh, also, feel free to modify the bottom two, those ones aren't really finished, go ahead and modify the first one if you are really insane.
So, have fun!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2015, 05:33:22 pm by Execute/Dumbo.exe »
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Re: TOWER OF OPPRESSION: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2015, 05:47:47 am »

Use [ code ] tags so they don't break.
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Re: TOWER OF OPPRESSION: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2015, 05:48:35 am »

And we'd just stopped having phalluses spammed on the forum...
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Re: TOWER OF OPPRESSION: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2015, 05:48:59 am »

Use [ code ] tags so they don't break.
I mentioned that, I don't know how to stop them from being squashed.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: TOWER OF OPPRESSION: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2015, 05:50:24 am »

Objection! It's an OPPRESSION TOWER, not a TOWER OF OPPRESSION! :P
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Re: OPPRESSION TOWER: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2015, 05:51:06 am »

By putting them in code tags.
Now with elf drowning pit!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2015, 05:59:20 am by Orange Wizard »
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Re: TOWER OF OPPRESSION: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2015, 05:53:16 am »

By putting them in code tags.
That's what I mean, the actual code box is so squashed you can barely see more than a line at once.
Course you can just quote them and not have to worry but whatevs.
Objection! It's an OPPRESSION TOWER, not a TOWER OF OPPRESSION! :P
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: TOWER OF OPPRESSION: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2015, 07:06:32 am »

That's what I mean, the actual code box is so squashed you can barely see more than a line at once.

That's odd, I can see almost the entire thing.

Spoiler: Non-butchered tower (click to show/hide)
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Re: TOWER OF OPPRESSION: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2015, 07:15:54 am »

Code: [Select]
                  A
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Gotta have windows to throw fireballs and other unholy substances through.
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Re: OPPRESSION TOWER!: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2015, 07:22:54 am »

Code: (BTW its a pirate ship now, with a cannon and a plank. Also it has rockets, and is in space) [Select]
                          A
                 *       / \               
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     *                 /     \
                       |__ __|
                        |I/I|
                   *    |I\I|
         *    A         |I/I|                      *
             / \        /I\I\
            /  I\      |I / I|
           /  I/ \     |I \ I|          *
          /  I/   \    |I / I|  A
         /__I/_____\   |I \ I| / \
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          I I  /█\ I I I  \  I I I/
          I I  |█|     I  /  I   /     *
          I I             \  I  /
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      *   I I   /I II I I I I I/
          I I  / I I/       _________            *
          I I /  I I        0________0
  _____  /I I/   I I\       OO    /\
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This is when I imagine the hilarity which may happen if certain things are glichy. Such as targeting your own body parts to eat.

You eat your own head
YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN!

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Re: OPPRESSION TOWER!: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2015, 09:25:20 am »

Huge one is too big, bit I love that bottome one.
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Re: OPPRESSION TOWER!: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2015, 10:04:57 am »

For those of you who play dwarf fortress, there is now a Succession fortress about building Dermonster a great OPPRESSION TOWER.

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Re: OPPRESSION TOWER!: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2015, 11:04:34 am »

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Re: OPPRESSION TOWER!: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2015, 02:29:13 pm »

That's what I mean, the actual code box is so squashed you can barely see more than a line at once.
Course you can just quote them and not have to worry but whatevs.

Use [ tt].  It has the same effect on text alignment as code, but without it being squashed.
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Re: OPPRESSION TOWER!: ASCII Art To Make Good Ol' Derm's Magical Tower!
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2015, 04:52:57 pm »

That's what I mean, the actual code box is so squashed you can barely see more than a line at once.
Course you can just quote them and not have to worry but whatevs.

Use [ tt].  It has the same effect on text alignment as code, but without it being squashed.
Okay then, OP Rewrite time!
Huh, apparently the code boxes work fine now.
Huh, okay then, no rewrite.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2015, 04:59:48 pm by Execute/Dumbo.exe »
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