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[hops]

Pithy quotes are for fools who haven't parodied Karl Marx enough.

After seeing a shell explode in Chemnitz

"Oh dear, that's going to leave quite a Marx." - Chemnitz citizen

[ggamer]

"So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Chizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo"

-Objective

[4maskwolf]

"You know what, screw it.  I'm just going to take my magma and go home.  You can find your own.  I hope you're happy."

~4maskwolf

[scriver]

Pithy quotes are for fools who haven't parodied Karl Marx enough.
-some lunatic whose name starts with a "T" and ends in a "awarochir"

"I pithy the foo'!"

-Karl Marx

[CaptainMcClellan]

-snip-

I think he was trolling.

u-u I am embarrased at my lack of meme knowledge. Even so... Please no flaming.

"Damn, I just got trolled somethin' fierce!" - aaCRM

[Eric Blank]

Erosion's a bitch. The higher the mountain you erect, the sooner it crumbles into so many conviently sized bricks for someone else to work with.

Suck my cock's cloaca [insert image of a chicken butt here]

[SirQuiamus]

"Academic quoting is the art of quoting yourself quoting other people who are quoting you. You guys are professional academics."
-surqimus

[Mechatronic]

This thread is so pithy you could fashion a hat out of it and go on safari.

[penguinofhonor]

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[rabidgam3r]

"Did you hear that? Some asshole with a lisp called me 'pissy'." - Me (Me) 2k15

[timferius]

I used to always say "If life hands you lemons, throw rocks back", but then Portal 2 happened, and Cave Johnson just takes that concept and runs with it, straight to the moon. I was awed by the pure glory of those scenes, and all my previous lemon based puns and sayings pale in comparison.

[Parsely]

"Butts." -GUNINANRUNIN 1945-2049 RIP

[CaptainMcClellan]

"Slaves to Armok I is a strange game. Just now I tried to shoot a rabbit with a bow made of sulphur and the world disintegrated. Best of all, I know that there is nowhere to send my crash reports to. Truly, this must be the truest form of futility ever known."

[SirQuiamus]

The purpose of a quotation is to import another person's thoughts into your text, not to reframe your own thoughts for a certain additional spin.

Don't quote me on that; I was merely quoting myself.

[Zrk2]

The purpose of quotation to to make me look clever because other allegedly clever people agree with me.