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Author Topic: 100% head strike... must fix...  (Read 4779 times)

nomoetoe

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Re: 100% head strike... must fix...
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2015, 04:26:08 pm »

Heh, I remember having to deal with this one time there was a 1x1 hole and all the dwarves decided to attack a sasquatch that had come down with us, eventually they all died of dehydration. The sasquatch left only mildly injured, that caused me to feel more emotion in the few minutes that occurred then I usually feel in a month. It was kind of nice, and stressful.
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Echostatic

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Re: 100% head strike... must fix...
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2015, 01:23:26 pm »

I had a fisherdwarf end up in this situation with an alligator. Fortunately the gator but his hands off when he was too tired to dodge, so the dwarf had no choice but to bite it in the head until it bled out. So, I suppose you can always just hope that happens? He should be a fun military dwarf.
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Kamamura

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Re: 100% head strike... must fix...
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2015, 10:47:51 pm »

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Re: 100% head strike... must fix...
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2015, 11:03:56 pm »

I had a fisherdwarf end up in this situation with an alligator. Fortunately the gator but his hands off when he was too tired to dodge, so the dwarf had no choice but to bite it in the head until it bled out. So, I suppose you can always just hope that happens? He should be a fun military dwarf.

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