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Author Topic: Bad Box Art  (Read 38834 times)

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2015, 10:57:35 am »

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2015, 12:07:18 pm »

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2015, 12:18:14 pm »

"Johnson, we really need something to make this game stand out. Some way to get attention, to let the average gamer know just what we're about. I need fresh ideas and I need them now."

"What about a sexy carrot, a screaming corn dog, and an extreme detail of some cook's nostrils? Also he's chasing a zombie roast chicken."

"Holy shit, Johnson, that's why I hired you! You're new, you're now. You're the ad artist this company needs!"


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There is literally no other way that meeting could have gone. I refuse to believe this is the BEST idea they had... someone in charge just has brain damage.
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And then, they will be weaponized. Like everything in this game, from kittens to babies, everything is a potential device of murder.
So if baseless speculation is all we have, we might as well treat it like fact.

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2015, 12:23:45 pm »

"Johnson, we really need something to make this game stand out. Some way to get attention, to let the average gamer know just what we're about. I need fresh ideas and I need them now."

"What about a sexy carrot, a screaming corn dog, and an extreme detail of some cook's nostrils? Also he's chasing a zombie roast chicken."

"Holy shit, Johnson, that's why I hired you! You're new, you're now. You're the ad artist this company needs!"


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There is literally no other way that meeting could have gone. I refuse to believe this is the BEST idea they had... someone in charge just has brain damage.

The Japanese and European box arts are much better, but they are anime styled.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2015, 12:56:17 pm »

"Johnson would go down in history as "That Sultry Carrot Guy.""
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2015, 01:22:53 pm »

Whoever that artist was needed a raise for that fine piece of artwork. It is entirely unacceptable if he wasn't paid top dollar for that masterpiece.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2015, 02:10:11 pm »

The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki looks like it portrays Cortex Command better.

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2015, 03:26:22 pm »

Don't overlook the jello mold with legs crouching down by the table there.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2015, 03:33:48 pm »

The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki looks like it portrays Cortex Command better.

Yeah, it does. It looks like 90s/80s Cortex Command.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2015, 05:16:09 pm »

Where do you guys find them?
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2015, 05:22:31 pm »

Oh! Oh! Can I play?

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Somehow, the final zone has a sequel. I love the guy on the right with a mullet mohawk who is hitting himself in the eye with the bazooka.

Scooters are lame. But put a ninja on one, and its cool.

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Satan wrestling a dragon. Nuff said.

Spoiler: Metro Cross (click to show/hide)
This might be the most 90's thing ever.

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Exactly what it says on the tin.

That will do for now.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2015, 05:28:26 pm »

Final Zone II and Ninja Scooter Simulator wre already brought up.

The rest of those...

WHAT.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2015, 05:31:47 pm »

Whoops. Missed those 2 somehow. No matter. They are more than worthy of a second viewing.

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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2015, 05:32:08 pm »

Spoiler: Aaarghhh! (click to show/hide)
Satan wrestling a dragon. Nuff said.
Well, you'd be surprised if you saw Satan wrestling a dragon in your living room too.
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Re: Bad Box Art
« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2015, 05:37:12 pm »

Spoiler: Aaarghhh! (click to show/hide)
Satan wrestling a dragon. Nuff said.
Well, you'd be surprised if you saw Satan wrestling a dragon in your living room too.

It was a damn good game, though.
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