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[Stirk]

Yoshida puts his hands on Karma's shoulders, looking him in the eye

"Karma, these things will kill you, if given the opportunity. I know you think you can take them, but what if you're wrong? I want you to really think about that. Not just have it flit through your head and then disregard it, but actually consider what it would be like to get the utter shit beaten out of you, literally until you're dead."

Karma stops his charge for a second to speak to Yoshida on his terms.

"I thought you of all people would realize this by now, Yoshida-kun. We all will be killed by these things. We will probably always come back...but if we keep these missions up, each one of us will lose our lives at least temporarily. Maybe permanently. If you are afraid of this happening, then you should probably quit. We all will have to take pain to keep this up, Yoshida-kun. You know I am not afraid of pain. I am probably more experienced at loosing fights then anyone else in our group.

Besides, I can, and will win! Think of the reward! It would be an insult to perverts everywhere-no, men everywhere for me to run from pain with this on the line. It will also be perfect revenge for her trying to kill me. You can do a lot with one favor. The swimsuit calendar! 5 months 'cute', five months 'sexy', one with cat ears on, a showy Santa Suit for December, and a meido for the month my birthday is in just to keep things fresh. Ill even let you have a month, just because we are buddies. "

Karma then turns around and continues charging just as before.

"FOR THE CALANDEEEEEER!"

[hector13]

Yoshida shakes his head and sighs

"Well I tried..."

Follows behind Karma at a more sedate pace

((my action still stands, Evil Touch them mofos))

[Empiricist]

"So, now what?"

[Powder Miner]

"Unconditionally no. This is a fight, not a playground."

[Empiricist]

"Kyousuke, what's the max amount of time we can wait before using one of those revival beads on someone?"

[Stirk]

"Even if others try to join in, I might be able to kill all three of them before they join the fight! O', Kraken, King of the Naughty Tentacles, I, the humble Karma the pervert, request your full power for this next strike! We must kill all three in one hit! The first hit of the fight! For swimsuits! Some with glasses, some with them off, that blue school uniform one, a different flower for each picture, two pieces, one pieces, can't forget the one with cat ears, all in unique poses chosen by me! WE CAN'T LOSE THIS!"

Karma increases the speed of his charge, raising his revolver to run in the special forces way. The kraken probably follows behind him somewhere, wiggling its tentacles.

"SUPER-SURESTRIKE-TOTALKILL-BLIZARD-TRIFROZEN-ULTIMATE-PERVERT-MABAFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

[Empiricist]

Branson hastily blocks his ears.
"Er, is it too late to use the terminal?"

[SOLDIER First]

Kiyoshi is doing the universe's slowest Persona summon if they can fit that much conversation between his invocation and the actual summon.

[Stirk]

Kiyoshi is doing the universe's slowest Persona summon if they can fit that much conversation between his invocation and the actual summon.

((I am pretty sure Karma has been doing a full sprint toward his enemies this entire time. It must have something to do with time being broken here and everything.))

[SOLDIER First]

((I can imagine him going about a foot a minute, slowly shouting in a really deep voice, while everyone else facepalms and calmly walks toward the enemy, beating him by a very, very large margin.))

[MrVoid]

"Unconditionally no. This is a fight, not a playground."

"Very well, I apologize Karma, some other time perhaps.  Unless you can convince her."

[Empiricist]

"If it makes you feel any better, she had no real reason to follow through on the off chance you do kill all of those. I mean, it isn't like you two will be on the same team for a very long time."

[hector13]

"Unconditionally no. This is a fight, not a playground."

"Very well, I apologize Karma, some other time perhaps.  Unless you can convince her."

"Oh come now, you can certainly offer him only the things that affect you..."

Yoshida is in no way motivated by Karma's offer of a month to choose for himself in the calandar.

[Stirk]

"Unconditionally no. This is a fight, not a playground."

"Very well, I apologize Karma, some other time perhaps.  Unless you can convince her."

"Oh come now, you can certainly offer him only the things that affect you..."

Yoshida is in no way motivated by Karma's offer of a month to choose for himself in the calandar.

((If it helps, this is what I have prepared if I do manage a one hit kill:

Karma looks up to the sky, smiling as a single beam of light graces his face. "Thank you, brother. Aniki, your constant guidance has fulfilled my very life goal." He whispers, wiping a single tear from his eye. He then walks up to Yoshida, putting his hand on his shoulder. He then looks him in the eyes and smiles, bringing his other hand into a thumbs up.

"Yoshida-kun....You have been a good friend to me, and I know I haven't always been a good friend back. So I grant you the thing most precious to me. You can have...the month of October. The month of Halloween. Any sort of costume and pose is acceptable, allow your imagination to run wild. You could even base it off of the girl in your favorite comic. The limitless month, anything goes!"

Karma then walks over to Kraken-kun, and gives one of his tentacles a hug. ))

((I can imagine him going about a foot a minute, slowly shouting in a really deep voice, while everyone else facepalms and calmly walks toward the enemy, beating him by a very, very large margin.))

((That sounds almost exactly like something Karma would do  ))

"Unconditionally no. This is a fight, not a playground."

"Very well, I apologize Karma, some other time perhaps.  Unless you can convince her."

Karma makes no note of this, unable to hear her over his own yelling charge.

[Empiricist]

"You know, at this rate Asada, you could probably just use that calender as a way to make him fall into line, and once this is all over and you two are in different teams, not follow up on it."