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Yes.

16 (29.6%)

Of course!

11 (20.4%)

You betcha.

15 (27.8%)

Definitely.

12 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[Stirk]

That would fail if even one of them is either gay or single-target sexuality.

No, no. We use the calendars to power Karma and Kiyosh of course! With our combined pervert powers and a powerful artifact such as "Millennium Swimsuit Calender", nothing could stand against us!

We would need the charisma of Sir Bearington himself to do it, unless we asked them separately and had sure-as-shit excuses for why we need them to dress up in power armor.

Also you don't have to be straight to give someone of the opposite gender a sexy picture.

We will find a way. We have to.

[Empiricist]

Again, it's easier to just run a "disposal service" that undercuts the competition. Possibly industrial waste as well if the shadows don't fuck with the presumably uncorroding containers.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Null Perversion.

[SOLDIER First]

You forgot the fact that, while the Millenium Swimsuit Calendar gives Perversion-related stay buffs, it itself is classified as a Sexy item!
Solution: smack enemies with it, use calendar as a surfboard to escape danger, repeat.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Enemy Advantage. Instant Kill Megidolaon variant.

Next.

[Empiricist]

Again. Just fill the place with gas.

Or raise funds by using the place to dispose corpses, for a hefty price of course.

[Stirk]

Again, it's easier to just run a "disposal service" that undercuts the competition. Possibly industrial waste as well if the shadows don't fuck with the presumably uncorroding containers.

That isn't how Shadows work. I think. That is why I think your every suggestion so far has been "Wrong Genre savy".

Null Perversion.

To have that, they would have to be a big enough pervert to be our Kin, thus on our side. We will print them off a calendar and be BFFs.

Enemy Advantage. Instant Kill Megidolaon variant.

Next.

Not even Death itself could keep us away from the Millenium Swimsuit Calendar. When moved over the corpse of an Ottaku or Pervert, it acts as an instant revive. If we have it on our person at all times, nothing can stop us!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Corpses get ejected into the real world, students who get thrown inside will die, Shadows constantly respawn.

Not even Death itself could keep us away from the Millenium Swimsuit Calendar. When moved over the corpse of an Ottaku or Pervert, it acts as an instant revive. If we have it on our person at all times, nothing can stop us!

You ran out of revives. You die permanently.


Oh and the Reaper shot you in the groin.

[SOLDIER First]

Passive Skill: Undying Lust activates!
Target (owner of skill) instantly and always resurrects immediately after death as long as they or their Perv Power Partner are in possession of the Millenium Swimsuit Calendar.
Additional instances that still activate this skill include: dead P.P. partners, familiars of P.P. partners, Personae of P.P. partners, and acquaintances of P.P. partners being in possession of the MSC.

U FUCKERS NEED TO STOP POSTING SOMETHING CLOSELY RELATED TO SOMETHING IN MY POST BEFORE I CAN MAKE THAT POST

[Empiricist]

If the shadows do fuck with the containers, then they're the ones being screwed over by the contents. Yeah it'll be a bit messier, but as long as the PCs don't need to return to a dungeon, they can just filled up past dungeons with them.
As long as the corpses look like they died of exhaustion, it's A-OK. Or you know, if they weren't corpses initially...

[Stirk]

Oh and the Reaper shot you in the groin.

Hah. If you are perverted enough, it only makes you stronger.

Corpses get ejected into the real world, students who get thrown inside will die, Shadows constantly respawn.

Not even Death itself could keep us away from the Millenium Swimsuit Calendar. When moved over the corpse of an Ottaku or Pervert, it acts as an instant revive. If we have it on our person at all times, nothing can stop us!

You ran out of revives. You die permanently.


Oh and the Reaper shot you in the groin.

The Mellennium Swimsuit Calender acts as a holy grail even in real life, having all its powers even when outside of Arcronos.

If the shadows do fuck with the containers, then they're the ones being screwed over by the contents. Yeah it'll be a bit messier, but as long as the PCs don't need to return to a dungeon, they can just filled up past dungeons with them.
As long as the corpses look like they died of exhaustion, it's A-OK. Or you know, if they weren't corpses initially...

You do realize the Shadows are not flesh and blood, right?

[Empiricist]

Well it isn't like the party would need to return anytime soon. The shadows can go make as much of a mess as they want and it won't matter

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The calendar instantly burns itself when it revives you once.

[SOLDIER First]

Not with continuous sacrifice to it.






Of perverted possessions, such as limited-edition anime full-body pillows, still in their original container.

[Stirk]

Well it isn't like the party would need to return anytime soon. The shadows can go make as much of a mess as they want and it won't matter

What makes you think the shadows exist when we aren't there? Like I said, they aren't flesh and blood. Probably. Think of them like ghosts. Drowning, burning, or just nuking them won't work because they aren't flesh and blood creatures. Considering the things they are a metaphor for, it would make since things like that would never work.

The calendar instantly burns itself when it revives you once.

It has the power to burn forever while not turning to ash, like a flaming sword. The flames do not harm the truly perverted who may read it without harm.