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Author Topic: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )  (Read 7737 times)

bigjaredmonkey

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ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:07:34 pm »
YOU ARE ADVENTURER.
THERE IS PLOT ARMOR.
YOU WANT PLOT ARMOR SO YOU BE HERO.
EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO BE HERO.

WHAT DO?

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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2015, 05:08:55 pm »
SCOFF AT PREMISE, BE VILLAIN INSTEAD
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2015, 05:10:23 pm »
ASCEND TO GANDALFHOOD
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2015, 05:16:02 pm »
GET THE PLOT ARMOR!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2015, 05:17:35 pm »
FIND PLOT SWORD
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2015, 05:25:12 pm »
ALSO FIND A BAG OF TACTICAL METH!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2015, 05:34:04 pm »
Edit the opening post to read
Quote
YOU WEAR PLOT ARMOR
instead of
Quote from: bigjaredmonkey on February 13, 2015, 05:07:34 pm
THERE IS PLOT ARMOR.
.
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2015, 06:06:24 pm »
RAISE HAND INTO AIR, COLLECT ENERGY FROM LIVING BEINGS!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2015, 06:17:44 pm »
LAUGH AT PLOT ARMOR, AND GET BETTER ARMOR!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2015, 06:23:39 pm »
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on February 13, 2015, 05:08:55 pm
SCOFF AT PREMISE, BE VILLAIN INSTEAD
[8] YOU ARE NOW VILLAIN. VILLAIN CANNOT USE PLOT ARMOR.

Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 13, 2015, 05:10:23 pm
ASCEND TO GANDALFHOOD
[2] YOU HAVE ASCENDED TO CANNONFODDERHOOD

Quote from: LuckyKobold on February 13, 2015, 05:16:02 pm
GET THE PLOT ARMOR!
[4] ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GET THE PLOT ARMOR. YOU DO GET SOME SWEET CHAINMAIL ARMOR, THOUGH.

Quote from: Urist Arrhenius on February 13, 2015, 05:17:35 pm
FIND PLOT SWORD
[8] YOU NOW HAVE PLOT SWORD.

Quote from: LuckyKobold on February 13, 2015, 05:25:12 pm
ALSO FIND A BAG OF TACTICAL METH!
[1] YOU FIND A BAG OF TACTICAL NUKE. [3] YOU EXPLODE AND DIE, DESTROYING THAT SWEET CHAINMAIL.
[1] THE RNG HATES YOU APPARENTLY, AND THE EXPLOSION KILLS ANOTHER PLAYER.
RESPAWN?

Quote from: Jiharo on February 13, 2015, 05:34:04 pm
Edit the opening post to read
Quote
YOU WEAR PLOT ARMOR
instead of
Quote from: bigjaredmonkey on February 13, 2015, 05:07:34 pm
THERE IS PLOT ARMOR.
.
[1 vs 4+1] YOU ARE CAUGHT BY THE GM GUARDIAN. EDITING THE GAME IS A CRIME PUNISHED WITH DEATH.
RESPAWN?

Quote from: Nidilap on February 13, 2015, 06:06:24 pm
RAISE HAND INTO AIR, COLLECT ENERGY FROM LIVING BEINGS!
[3] YOU RAISE YOUR HAND INTO THE AIR, AND YOU BEGIN YOUR SPELL TO SAP THE ENERGY FROM LIVING BEINGS.
HOWEVER, NUKE HAS +10 BONUS TO MAGIC.
RESPAWN?

Quote from: Peradon on February 13, 2015, 06:17:44 pm
LAUGH AT PLOT ARMOR, AND GET BETTER ARMOR!
[1] YOU THINK YOUR T-SHIRT IS ENOUGH PROTECTION.

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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2015, 06:26:54 pm »
Forge in the fires of my own Standard-issue Volcano Lair, a EVIIIIILL PLOT SWORD, and a EVIIIILLL set of PLOT ARMOR to match!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2015, 06:29:48 pm »
YES! T-SHIRT! #BESTARMOREVER!

USE SAID T-SHIRT TO STEAL PLOT SWORD!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2015, 06:30:23 pm »
Acquire a pistol and sword

look like this
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2015, 06:33:51 pm »
FODDER CANNON UNTIL THEY CAN FODDER NO MORE
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2015, 06:37:26 pm »
BECOME the plot armor!
Nothing better than sentient plot armor that constantly messes with its wearer, eh? EH?
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