Ah yes, the salt! You remember there was.. something on TV? About salt baths being good for your skin.
You get off the bus at the stop near the local grocery store and walk in. You bump into someone by mistake and apologize, "Mmrh...srry." The woman you bumped looks a bit startled, and stares at you for a moment. She asks if you are okay but you just walk past her. You feel fine, why would she ask that? Weird.
You make your way along the aisles until you see one that indicates its contents as "Bathing and Foot Care". You see bath salts of various fragrances and mixtures of varying cost. You grab several pounds of salts of a particular mixture. You aren't sure what is guiding your hand in selecting ingredients. Oh yes, you remember a specific recipe from the health show probably. The thought seems strange but it's hard to focus. You're quite happy, you keep thinking. So happy.
You place the salts and a few other mineral supplements into your cart. You also grab two cans of Comet cleaner for trace minerals. What? For bathroom cleaning. Right, of course. You feel strange.
You make your way to the counter, dumping the salts and other items on the counter. The cashier looks at you for a moment and asks if you are feeling alright. You tell her that you are fine "Yesh good. How much?"
She shrugs and begins ringing up your items. You hand over a sliver of plastic for some reason which momentarily confuses you. She hands it back. Aha, data encoded via a magnetic strip. Fascinating. Wait, why is that fascinating? You know how credit cards work. The cashier is staring at you, you realize you are staring at your credit card. You clear your throat and put it away, taking the bagged items and walking home without meeting her eyes.
The walk home is short. You live in a small ground floor apartment in a run down building. The neighborhood is poor but safe, and the rent is cheap. Your landlord is a deadbeat which never replies to your service requests. The kitchen sink still doesn't have hot water and your toilet takes three flushes to work.
You stumble over something unseen as you enter, forgetting to lock the door behind you. You feel great, very healthy and happy. You begin to realize something is wrong. You bring the groceries into the bathroom and drop the bags. The light comes on, did you turn it on? You must have. You see yourself in the mirror and your heart spasms.
Your skin is pale, streaked with coal dust. Sweat is pouring down your cheeks and dripping from your forehead. You look deathly ill, and your cheekbones stand out starkly as though you are malnourished even though you consider yourself somewhat overweight. Your clothing is drenched in sweat and you realize that the strange smell you've been wondering about is your own body oder.
Somehow the horror of your appearance recedes to the back of your mind. You begin dumping salt and other things into the bathtub while the water is filling. Water so hot it should be scalding you, but it feels cold. You have dumped at least 10 pounds of salt in once you start pouring in the comet cleaning powder and vitamin supplements you bought.
Something deep inside of you is screaming for this to stop, but that part took too long to catch on. What is in control now is something else entirely... something alien.
You lower your body gently into the churning, steaming water. As you slip below the surface, your last insane thought as Thomas Eugene Nelson is that your cat will probably starve without you.
---Discontinuity---
You are Araqiel. Some time has passed. Your smallest Self has long since lost contact with the Relay. The mortal Thomas was stronger than anticipated, and there was some strange reaction to contacting the Relay. As soon as he touched it, the Relay went dark and ceased transmitting. You have been considering possibilities for the last few hours, wondering what may have happened.
You did get a burst of data before transmission ceased, but it was strange. Thoughts from the mortal were mixed in with the pure data of the Relay. With some effort, you decipher the information received... or at least enough of it to draw some conclusions.
You have learned that these people now count their days on a new calendar, one which begins with the death of Y'weh's son who is named Christ. This Christ is a historical figure who is said to be literally an embodiment of the god Y'weh. You wonder how such a thing is possible. The mortal Thomas was devout and religious, attending regular service. The structure you have come across in the depths is a Coal Mine, where mortals mine the remains of long dead plants and creatures to burn for heat. An interesting idea. It seems their entire technological base (A new concept for you) is centered around the application or harnessing of fire or magnets in some form. They heat water to produce steam which pushes turbines which turn magnets which produce streams of negatively charged subatomic particles in ferrous substances which are then used to perform work. Crude but effective.
Your ruminations are interrupted by a sudden transmission directed at your smallest Self in your own thought language:
"Local processing resources have been co-opted. Foothold established. Standing by for orders."
You get a visual stream. It is distorted... you're looking up from beneath water it would seem. You begin interrogating this newly discovered entity only to realize that this is Relay. Somehow it has taken over the mortal's mind! This coal miner must have been of exceptionally low willpower. Even so, Relay was not designed to do this. Curious...
The Relay device is now a fully functional entity. You examine its memories and discover that it has been wielding some subtle influence over the man and is now utilizing a bath of pure salts and other minerals to build itself a more capable form. Commendable initiative for what was intended to be a dumb device, perhaps you did a little too well in creating it. You will have to watch it closely for any other 'initiative'.
Well, you have an ambulatory entity outside of the cage now which is an order of magnitude more powerful than your smallest self. It has become rather obsolete.
What will you do now?