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[wer6]

Granted, Here is how you are motivated, I will Devote every second of my future life to you punching your self in the crouch, so every time you are not being motivated, you'll think of me thinking of you punching your self in the crotch, so you'll be motivated, if you are unmotivated for more then ten seconds, you'll punch your self in the crouch, so better get motivated.

I wish for A A witty kitty

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
It's so witty it kills you.
I wish I had a Pokemon.

[Projeck37]

Granted.
It electrocutes you to death.
I wish for food :l

[wer6]

Granted, food is moldy fish, on A dish.

I wish for A fish on A dish.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It is served with green eggs and ham.

I wish for a bigger dorm room.

[wer6]

Granted, its ten cubid meaters larger, and you get 10 more Roomates with you, there all mentally ill gothic supper geeks with A Passion for stabbin.

I wish for A army of mentally ill gothic super geeks with A passion for stabbin.

[DaveTheGrave]

There mental illness causes them to turn on eachother, rendering them useless and filling the area with miasma.

I wish for nothing, because my life is fine. -implosion-

[Playergamer]

Granted. Nothing exists. Including you.

I wish for the ability to go back in time and point out to myself this is one of the longest running forum games in history, with over 5 years of none stop no hiatus running time.

[WillowLuman]

(what do you call that month-long gap?)
Granted. Out of fear of your time being consumed, your past self GTFO bay12 forever and goes to business school, never to be seen again.

I wish the spiders in my room would pay rent.

[HissinhWalnuts]

The spiders lie and say they pay your rent but they really don't.


I wish for a enchilada.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's made of deadbeat spiders

I wish for the new spiders to pay up.

[HissinhWalnuts]

They pay the rent but use counterfeit money and your framed.

I wish for a button that makes what ever I want happen.

[WillowLuman]

Granted but it's in your colon.

I wish to sue these damn spiders.

[Mlamlah]

Granted but it's in your colon.

I wish to sue these damn spiders.

Your suit is a success!
You are soon bankrupted by a dizzying number of countersuits regarding the deaths of various spiders over the years.

I wish i could have a way to manage my finances without having to live with my parents.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You hire a "totally trustworthy" spider as a consultant.

I wish I knew why my military stripped naked before rushing out to meet their easily avoidable doom.