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You get a magic top-hat, it is enchanted that it must always remain in contact with your person and it produces a full-grown, living rabbit randomly once every ten minutes.

/i wish to explode in the atmosphere, causing a massive and destructive shock-wave.

[timferius]

You get a magic top-hat, it is enchanted that it must always remain in contact with your person and it produces a full-grown, living rabbit randomly once every ten minutes.

/i wish to explode in the atmosphere, causing a massive and destructive shock-wave.

Granted, however, the shockwave, while massive compared to the normal shockwave generated by someone falling through the atmosphere, is only large enough to destroy a small flock of passing birds.

I wish I could actually spell infinite properly, and get my last wish.

[bobboy555]

Congrutalions, you have infinite wisdom and peace of mind but no friends, not even Bay12.
I wish for a Stray War Dragon (tame).

[mistertimn]

Granted. But it's so tame all it does is sit one the couch watching bad sitcoms and eating your ice cream.

I wish for a good wish idea.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. you are now a *SOCK*

wish for socks.

[timferius]

Granted. you are now a *SOCK*

wish for socks.

Granted, however, your new abbundace of socks has attracted an infestation of dryers.

I wish for a non-radioactive, non-life threatning metorite to crash near, but not on, my house/property, that I see fall and am able to collect, once it has cooled.

[WellBredMutt]

Granted, however, your new abbundace of socks has attracted an infestation of dryers.

I wish for a non-radioactive, non-life threatning metorite to crash near, but not on, my house/property, that I see fall and am able to collect, once it has cooled.

Granted. You get your meteorite shortly before the government captures and detains you indefinitely for study and questioning concerning how the hell you just summoned a tiny space rock.

I wish that Siberia was everywhere.

[intelligentmoron]

Granted, the universe has now been renamed to Siberia, unfortunately extradimensional Japanese invade Siberia killing us all

I wish for some chewing gum

[Gentlefish]

Granted. You are now getting chewed upon by a large ex-felon named Gum.

I wish that I didn't raegquit games all the time.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. you receve a game THAT CAN NOT BE QUITTED.
I wish for the next update of Dwarf Fortress to be completed NOW.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No, i am not telling The Great One to hurry up. i just wish i could climb...

[timferius]

Granted. you receve a game THAT CAN NOT BE QUITTED.
I wish for the next update of Dwarf Fortress to be completed NOW.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No, i am not telling The Great One to hurry up. i just wish i could climb...

Granted, however to get the patch out, they removed the ability to climb.

I wish for my own plot of land, on the moon, with a biodome like getup installed. Also, it should be on the bright side of the moon please.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. However it is right in the path of a 200km wide asteroid.
better luck next time.

I wish for the last wish to be used for this one.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. You shall now receive the last wish ever granted in the history of the universe. Shame you'll be dead.

I wish I could ride a warbear to work.

[jaxy15]

Granted. The bear devours you.

I wish for every Steam game.

[Gentlefish]

Congratulations! You now have to dig through a massive list bloated by individual virtual train models to find your games. Also there's no search function.

I wish dinosaurs didn't go extinct.