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[misko27]

Granted. You slowly become less and less intelligent due not having to know anything, and eventually lose the ability. Note, that's not caused by the ability itself, buy by your abuse.

I wish for teasty healthy Breaded Chicken strips.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. They have RAZOR BLADES IN THEM!

I wish for.

[Facekillz058]

Granted. The period signifys an end to things, and thusly, boom.

I wish I had a starship. One that was meant to fly. One I can stick my arms out of and touch the sky.

[pisskop]

Granted, you fly through the sky, touching clouds and breathing.... breathing the fresh cool freezing air.  You attempt to pull your hand back inside, but not before you get severe frostbite.  I think I'll call you Nub form now on...

I wish for more Jewish Rye Bread.  I ran out last night and Wensday is my busy day...

[tomio175]

Granted. Razorblades. In. Bread.
(getting old...)

I wish that not a single negative thing could happen to me in my life.

[Mlamlah]

You lose the mental ability of negative reaction, capable of only a positive loop of action you drive into a dangerous driver instead of away as you would normally do, death ensues.

I wish for life.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. The life of Cthulhu!

I wish I.

[tomio175]

You lose the mental ability of negative reaction, capable of only a positive loop of action you drive into a dangerous driver instead of away as you would normally do, death ensues.

I wish for life.

I wished for nothing negative to happen in my life. Dying, afaic can be pretty negative. Anyway...

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Granted. The life of Cthulhu!

I wish I.

Granted. The I falls over, killing you instantly.

I wish that not a single negative thing could happen to me in my life.

[pisskop]

Granted, your life is perfectly routine and structured so as to protect you from all the 'negative' in the world.  Whoever defined what 'negative' was sure thinks living in a steel bunker set to  23.89°C (75°F) with no learning material and liquid food is pretty positive.  On the bright side, there are pictures of kitties on the wall and I recently heard that that was very positive for production.

I  wish for a better imagination.  Mine is okay, yet lacks the real umph of many of the greats I half-aspire to be like.

[nuker1110]

Granted. You are committed to a dwarven mental hospital as an involuntary elf-collaborator.


I wish the line between genius and insanity was invisible.

[wer6]

granted as they are now the same: ten minutes later everything is gone: ye arse.

i wish... i was in SS13 as the RD.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You slowly become less and less intelligent due not having to know anything, and eventually lose the ability. Note, that's not caused by the ability itself, buy by your abuse.

I still possess the ability to think, I couldn't not do that...
And huh? Lose the ability?

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You are. Huh, three griefers!

I wish I had the 100% voluntary ability to divine the true answer to any question I thought of within seconds simply by thinking about it, with no negative side effects, and subtley enough that I am not taken by any organization to be forced to use my power against my will, and finally that I had the self-control needed to properly used the ability.

[pisskop]

Granted, the genie is feeling as genereous as he is patient today!  You gain the ability to divine knowledge, however you must bath in fish guts before you do so, and others who know this think of you as a freak/witch.  Everybody save a small cult following dismiss you as a fraud, and openly shun you.

I wish I could draw better.

[bobboy555]

Ok, you can now blorgl for a better blorgl. Well done on wasting your time.

I blorgl that wish and blorgl were no longer interchangeable.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Uh, granted...it means that you're unable to use blorgl, so not granted and the universe implodes.

I wish I had the 100% voluntary ability to divine the true answer to any question I thought of within seconds simply by thinking about it, with no negative side effects, and subtley enough that I am not taken by any organization to be forced to use my power against my will, and finally that I had the self-control needed to properly used the ability.